Walter

Games, history, and cooking nerd. Sometimes I take decent photos. | House EIC for NFL & MLB
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[Mark Madden @MarkMaddenX]

If you can’t see why that’s ***ked up, I don’t know what to say. Carny bull***t at the White House, with Lincoln as the backdrop, is ***ked up. What would Lincoln think?

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

We have reached full idiocracy

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

There has never been a more perfect metaphor.
He didn’t drain the swamp, he literally installed one.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Yinzer. Actor. Legend. Michael Keaton at PNC Park.

[Platinum Key @PlatinumKey13]

Michael Keaton in attendance for today's Pirates game

[Phil Did That HGH For Nothin’ @BarstoolSmoochs]

They’re trying to gentrify juggalo culture.

[Manlet King ☩ @TheManlet_King]

This is a map on why video games take up 5x the space they did 15 years ago just to look *slightly* more detailed.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

online shooters like Battlefield and Halo provided a certain unique experience where you can get into a vehicle with someone and it turns out they're the most psychotic person alive

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Oh and to risk embarrassing myself for human connection is no true risk at all, because nobody whose opinion really matters would ever think less of another person for choosing the vulnerability of putting themself out there.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Teddy Roosevelt dedicated his life to using the power of the federal government to lift up his fellow man. He loved a good scrap — but he would have hated watching billionaires (and one trillionaire) throw a party on the people's lawn.

[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

Amateur hour move by Kelly. Bubba was pitching very well. Only threw 84 pitches. Your bullpen is unspeakably pathetic. Give the man a chance to finish his work and escape the jam.

[Cincymilla @CincyShadow]

Speaking as a former pool operator. Painting the bottom of a shallow pool exposed to direct sunlight that's surrounded by trees dark blue simply creates the perfect conditions for algae to bloom lmao.

This is the perfect exemplar for Trumps presidency.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

People keep saying we’re in Idiocracy but President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at his core wanted what was best for his people and when evidence presented itself he listened to experts to solve the problem. By all accounts a better leader than this.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

White trash as fuck
These people are so fucking embarrassing

[Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA]

Crafton man reaches age where he can routinely point out where things used to be. More at 11.

[Martin Skold @MartinSkold2]

There is actually an exchange in the book version of Jurassic Park where Hammond makes effectively this argument, but couching it in political/legal/reputational terms: Curing cancer is fraught with political risk and legal costs, whereas nobody objects to a dinosaur theme park charging outrageous prices.

Applies to some other things. 👀

[James Bond @007]

Double-0 status confirmed.

[Renegades of the Rotunda @pghrenegades]

Bring out the dancing lobsters

[HowlingBones @HowlingBones2]

I’m sorry, but 16 year olds were just way more attractive in the 90s than they are today