WTFTino

Our friend Tino comes out with some stupid things. These are the best of them.

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Can I have a go of Syria? (the voice recognition program on the iphone)

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Billie- 'That bus driver just looked at me like a shrew.' (drunken talk)
Tino- 'Isn't a shrew a berry? Oh wait that's shreeewsberry'

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Billie- 'I got an A in Islamic art!'
Tino- 'Well go back to Islam then...it is an island right?'

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"So Billie, if you eat chicken eggs, would you eat fish eggs?"
"No Tino."
"What about cow eggss....oh no thats not right is it..."
"no Tino"