Ben Booley

The system is broken. We’re not. Let’s build something real.
No filters. No fluff. Just truth. If you're fed up, you're not alone.
👁️‍🗨️ #WTFwakeup

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Great use of the council tax payers money @morecambetc why have you got the fairy lights switched on during the day on the Prom and Queen St? What a waste, you could do so much better but you probably won't.

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Tatty floor you've got your models on @lorraine

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@oelma__ Women

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@thismorning what's going off with Nick's eyebrows, they look like they've been stuck on.

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@Sadie_NC difficult

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Keep getting this guy who has about 4 Elon Musk accounts message me trying to convince me he is Elon, he even came on as his Mother trying to persuade me. I've tried to help him start a conversation but he just doesn't get it. You ain't scamming me Elon you fucking wetwipe

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What's going off with that Fage yoghurt, I mean seriously if you want it pronounced in Greek then write it in Greek otherwise it's just Fage yoghurt. I don't go and turn the Pa yeh of a book now do I, you don't keep a dog in a Ca yeh, or fly into a Ra yeh. FFS sort it out

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Crackheads don’t sit around saying “nah, can’t be bothered today, I’m broke.”
They find a way. Every single day.
https://t.co/eky5NgLTIX

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Do Crackheads say ' I can't get f*cked today because I'm skint'. No, they make it happen. Don't let a crackhead try harder than you today.

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POV: Your gym bro mate can deadlift 200kg but gets out of breath carrying shopping bags. Strong where it doesn’t matter.

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Bacon on the brain

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A CEO will make in a day what you make in a year and still asks you to work overtime. Let that sink in

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FFS sort yourselves out

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Check out th1s1s3ngl4nd's video! #TikTok https://t.co/8lzZl4qjSp

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Should bacon be off the menu?

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We’ve got people queueing 2 hours for coffee with fancy foam art, but “don’t have time” to read a book or go for a walk. Time’s not the problem. Discipline is

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Cold Potato's

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Your kid can unlock an iPad, stream YouTube, and FaceTime their mates — but ask them to wash a dish and suddenly they’re disabled.

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Couples brag about their “date night”… while sitting in silence scrolling separate phones. Romance is dead. At least the battery’s full.