WTMother

Adventurer. Soda Addict. Goat-herder. Ph.D. Circus Management.

[WTMother @WTFellers]

@CoryMarchand Yes! Of course! I've been searching for its source. I will credit you asap.

[WTMother @WTFellers]

@SebastianKole Spotify suggested you based on my music catalog. You know because Disney Songs and Closeted, Suburban Mom Gangsta Rap Lover.

[WTMother @WTFellers]

@Americooligan In hour since the press conference started, 4 people have died from guns on our own soil. Reelection before lives indeed.

[WTMother @WTFellers]

AngelaA? AngelaB? AngelaC? AngelaD? AngelaE? AngelaF? AngelaG? ... AngelaA2? AngelaB2? #growingupwithmyname

[WTMother @WTFellers]

@DesiLydic You too. Y'all are better than this. https://t.co/6OcLqLGt7n

[WTMother @WTFellers]

@msjwilly Tell the bros in the writers' room that this is NOT ok.
Because duh. LITERALLY duh. https://t.co/geJMMgxHBS

[WTMother @WTFellers]

@msjwilly Tell the bros in the writers' room that this is NOT ok.
Because duh. LITERALLY duh. https://t.co/geJMMgxHBS

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Celebrate the #SCOTUS ruling! Go knock someone up in Texas!

[WTMother @WTFellers]

@TheDailyShow How can we piss off our entire viewership AND give ammo to Neocon trolls in one tweet? Wait! I got it! https://t.co/geJMMgxHBS

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Celebrate the #SCOTUS ruling! Go knock someone up in Texas!

[WTMother @WTFellers]

@thedailyshow I hold you to a higher standard; you've earned that. I'm beyond disgusted. Pull it together. https://t.co/geJMMgxHBS

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Celebrate the #SCOTUS ruling! Go knock someone up in Texas!

[Lance Mannion @LanceMannion]

#brexit is what happens when a critical mass of people don't understand anything about how their world works except that they don't like it

[WTMother @WTFellers]

Fear and loathing inspires entire populations to vote against their own interests. Heads up, this is how President Trump happens. #Brexit

[WTMother @WTFellers]

I suspect what I'm feeling right now is shockingly similar to what the rest of the world felt when the GOP elected @realDonaldTrump #Brexit

[WTMother @WTFellers]

The optimist in me hopes @SpeakerRyan's calls to #StopTheStunt mean that he won't allow anymore symbolic votes on #Obamacare.#NoBillNoBreak

[WTMother @WTFellers]

The optimist in me hopes @SpeakerRyan's calls to #StopTheStunt mean that he wants to fill the #SCOTUS vacancy.

[WTMother @WTFellers]

#BeckyWithTheBadGrades is the best h/t since #YallQaeda. I love #BlackTwitter for the effing EPIC shade and creativity they put into h/ts.

[WTMother @WTFellers]

I don't want to ban all guns. I just want them to be as hard to get as tickets to Hamilton. #NoBillNoBreak #holdthefloor

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Remember when Solo shot at Vadar and Vadar was like, "Ugh. Seriously? Guns? LET'S BRUNCH, MOFOS." #democraticsith https://t.co/7qyrYEc6TJ

[HuffPost Women @HuffPostWomen]

RT if you're staying up late tonight watching #NoBillNoBreak

[WTMother @WTFellers]

Having all the feels about my @RepCheri Bustos. Totally hugging her when I see her. #NoBillNoBreak #NoBillNoVote

[Archive: Rep. Cheri Bustos @RepCheri]

.@SpeakerRyan You're tweeting about the GOP's Obamacare "plan" right now? Is #Benghazi next? #NoBillNoBreak isn't going away, come down here

[WTMother @WTFellers]

@RepCheri