Another day, another Harry Kane big-game masterclass Went 1-0 up… then decided the best tactic was to sit back and pray Argentina would get bored. Zero shots in a World Cup semi. The list just keeps growing:
2018 Croatia (missed sitter)
2022 France (missed pen)
2024 Spain (ghosted)
2026 Argentina (invisible)
Never change, Harry. The king of “we were the better team for 60 minutes” interviews. Gutted? Mate, England fans are used to this by now. At least you shook Messi’s hand nicely See you in 2030… probably. #KaneTheChoker #EnglandExit #ThreeLionsAgain