Jeff Henning

Writer/Eater/Jokemaker

[Jeff Henning @WTJefff]

@MattWallace888 Do you support Matt’s plan to tongue Elon Musks ass until his own child says daddy why are you always talking about Elons bussy?!?!

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@Espngreeny There’s absolutely no way this book is any better than if you asked chatGPT to write up 200 pages on the most vanilla, sleep inducing sports analysis and for that reason, I’m out.

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@MattWallace888 Your opinions are so unpopular that your own hairline is receding from them

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@AaverAllar @MattWallace888 Look at this dude. He has nothing to add to any convo. He pays for a blue check mark. If that isn’t all you need to know that he’s wasting oxygen that others could use, then I don’t know what to tell you

[Jeff Henning @WTJefff]

@MattWallace888 Do you support Matt Wallace getting his head permanently removed from Elon Musk’s rectum? Use this tweet as support for this delusional waste of oxygen

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@NickAdamsinUSA Really weird that you call your right hand “boring leftist female”

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@MattWallace888 @elonmusk Wow how far is Matt’s head shoved up Elons ass this time. Like dude you have a kid that’s going to grow up one day and ask why Daddy tried to lick a man-child’s taint so many times on the internet

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@MLBNetwork @DavidPSamson

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@MattWallace888 Asking for more investments when he should’ve finally done the one thing he seemingly can never do: pull out

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@hodgetwins Ok so your bio says you’re comedians? Other than the fact that I can smell how disgusting your unkempt beards are from that horrific prof picture I don’t see or read anything particularly funny

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@hodgetwins @elonmusk This is the most embarrassing account on twitter. Like what even are you turds supposed to be

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@MattWallace888 Matt Wallace prepared to release evidence of what Elon Musk had for breakfast by shoving his head up Elons ass

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@MattWallace888 Are you going to be ok when twitter dies and you can’t stick your head and that goofy haircut up Elons ass anymore?

[Jeff Henning @WTJefff]

Sometimes I look at North Korean military parades and think wow, those people are war obsessed. They’re having basketball games on aircraft carriers, oops sorry that’s fucking America that does that.

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@rad_milk I love that this tweet came up in my feed because of Ken Jennings

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@davidpollack47 Keep your imaginary friends to yourself, Dave

[Jeff Henning @WTJefff]

@StephenKing Dude I heard you killed John Lennon

[Wendell Pierce @WendellPierce]

The depth of my love for this brother, can only be matched by the depth of my pain learning of his loss. A immensely talented man with the ability to give voice to the human condition portraying the lives of those whose humanity is seldom elevated until he sings their truth.

[Jeff Henning @WTJefff]

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