William Shammas

Navy Vet, huge nerd, and proud of it!

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@2nd_zoeyy Straight from the pot. The Navy got good coffee.

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@cuteonlyvibes El Dorado. IYKYK

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@Gosleepriya Skin by area, intestines by sheer length, brain by energy consumption.

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@ethelcainswife @Fuviy_DBD @LaughingChu Yuck. Wet-bulb days.

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@RealJamesWoods Like it or not, they have a case. The law cuts both ways, whether you're a conservatard or a libertard.

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@basedbinkie This is a question I consider as part of my world building for tabletop RPGs. I would say yes, carnivores would still farm, especially if they keep herds of livestock. Herbivores would also be pastoral, as food is just one resource you can get from livestock.

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@CharlesTalbott @DarrigoMelanie I'm fine with that, but I don't pull out the rod that's going to fuck you when you're looking.

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@aaronhillyer_ @DarrigoMelanie Do this when people can't possibly see this happening, like at night. Since Walmart isn't 24 hours anymore, this is easy.

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@erichovind The Big Bang is the most disgusting violation of Conservation of Energy that proves there is a god. The cosmic background radiation is the fingerprint.

However, anyone who says God loves them is bullshitting themselves.

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@sexwithrobotz @fuckyouiquit What do you mean "we?"

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@tippy2k2 @fuckyouiquit I think that's the whole point.

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@arhourigan You're in Illinois, right? That extra heat generation pans out during the winter.

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@arhourigan HVAC tech, here. If the drain is flowing, put boiling water down the uncapped float reservoir. No more than a gallon. If it is clogged, call your landlord. If you have a heat pump, that affects your heating, as well.

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@Sethisto Didn't that audio come from Little Shop of Horrors? It sounds way too familiar.

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@arhourigan Tim Allen's Last Man Standing. Respect is often grudging, but it is always well-earned.

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@arhourigan Hell, I say "congratulations!" I've been working on my own art (written word) for a bit now. Remind me of what my father said. "If at first you don't succeed, suck and suck until you do succeed."

There are no shortcuts to good work. Keep at it, dude.

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@mtuya0 @IRIran_Military @grok As a Palestinian, let me simplify it for you: Abraham had two sons.

That's it.

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@henrizakaria @SecRubio This is like asking if you want a shit sandwich or diarrhea soup.

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@surrjon @SpencerHakimian I want to hate this joke. It's just too funny, though.

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@BraveIndy60 @carolekingnyc @atrupar @mathewi "Shut the fuck up or I'll shoot you." Yep, you made that message loud and clear.