Look, it's Me!

blm, alphabet mafia, feminist, and don't be a dick advocate ✨

[Look, it's Me! @WTheLegs]

Do women ever send unsolicited DMs claiming they want to give men their big vagina?

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the dinner party episode of The Office?

[Look, it's Me! @WTheLegs]

Flirting is like riding a bicycle

Why bother, just drive

[Look, it's Me! @WTheLegs]

You don't have to take your Christmas tree down if you never put one up in the first place

Think smarter not harder

[Look, it's Me! @WTheLegs]

Brb Vans is having a sale

[Look, it's Me! @WTheLegs]

Do NOT randomly say "good girl" around me

Wtf is wrong with you?

[Look, it's Me! @WTheLegs]

I'm at a bar and they keep talking about the super bowl and I straight up had to Google when that is this year

I love my life

[Look, it's Me! @WTheLegs]

You know what happens when you only log into this app a couple times a week?

Nothing

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

For people who’ve experienced verbal or physical abuse, there’s a lingering feeling that: I am in trouble, I’ve done something wrong, or a constant questioning if we’ve upset someone.

[⚜️bradley⚜️ @bradapalooza]

First of all DO NOT address me as “Honey” if you’re coming to tell me you just SHRUNK the damn KIDS.

[Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve]

I'm at an age now where i can't tell between high beams or regular lights on a vehicle

[Trey @treydayway]

What a dumbass time to be alive

[Look, it's Me! @WTheLegs]

My favorite pastime is pointing out a closeted bisexual man

Sup, my boy?

[Gareth Reynolds @reynoldsgareth]

Just sucked a dick for two eggs.

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

I’m gonna say one more time. MSG is not bad for you. I will die on this hill.

[Look, it's Me! @WTheLegs]

You ever find out someone doesn't like you because of who you are?

Fucking rough

[Look, it's Me! @WTheLegs]

His ass in those pants

*bites fist*

[X🇨🇦 @FFmaxhyde]

Fuck off internet meme, you don't fucking know me

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

[Seth Trueger @MDaware]

this is like someone ran into the room, out of breath, and frantically announces whats happening

[Look, it's Me! @WTheLegs]

When I was a senior in high school, I had a friend whose favorite band was Hanson

I waited 21 years to admit that