I will be implementing a $50 DM fee as of February 9th, 2026.
If you DM me and your first message is not politely asking me for my preferred payment method, you will be ignored.
Matthew Stafford should not have won NFL MVP. He is a mere stat-padder who needed EIGHT PLAYS to score from inside the ten yard line to win his ONLY SUPER BOWL.
Meanwhile, Drake Maye is in year two and is about to win his first of many Super Bowls. What a shameful decision.
@GlobeFarrah@boondikikadhi Yes, I make tenants pay me a deposit on top of an additional monthly fee. Toddlers are incredibly damaging to my property.
Also, if I deem a tenant to be mentally unstable, or simply the type to do something like that, I remove the copper wire myself.
Donald Trump is more than a mere politician.
He is a global icon of peace, prosperity, and liberty. He is a strong advocate for the rights of the underprivileged, such as landlords and police officers, and he is the ultimate family man.
He is the pinnacle of American values.
@GlobeFarrah@boondikikadhi It is not a crime, but yes, I believe that parents should be required to pay me extra money for housing people that are extremely prone to property damage.
@muixyui Obviously the children wouldn’t pay anything. Their parents/guardians would.
And pet owners should be required by law to pay an increased rent. They are a burden on my business.