𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫.

𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬.

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝐅 𝐋 𝐎 𝐖 𝐄 𝐑 𝐒

Just another bastard student at @WesterosUniRPG. Paying for it by working on campus. Tricky family life; don't ask about it.

ㅤㅤㅤ𝐈𝐭'𝐬 #SᴀssʏRᴏsᴇ 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧!

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

Future Jafer preparing to run another continent-wide search for @wu_benjen because why the FUCK does his husband keep disappEARING every three months???

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

@wu_benjen Do you have a pet chameleon and a frying pan to subdue men with?

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

Permission to invade @wu_benjen's dorm and whisk him away?

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

@wu_benjen It's kind of how Snow White feels after that true love's kiss. Does this make Jafer Prince Florian?

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

@wu_benjen How would anyone like a stray southerner suddenly rising up and claiming a land he's never lived in is going to be his personal saving project?

He is even allowed to record and rewatch if he likes.

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

@wu_benjen The North's hero can't be a bastard from the Reach.

But I'll be there at every protest. Sign all the petitions. Punch Tywin Lannister in his ugly snot if need be. Anything I can do to lend a hand, I'll do it.

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

Captain America, he means, Captain Oldtown reporting to the party!

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

This is! Very new for him! But he's doing it for the children, so it's all good.

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

September, Benjen, November, December ???

[𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑱𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑲. @wu_benjen]

April, May, Jafer, July, August ??

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

I thought it was June????

[𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑱𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑲. @wu_benjen]

Imagine thinking it was just a one day holiday. Surprise, bitch. It’s Jafer Flowers Month.

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

@wu_benjen Maybe Jafer loves being immortal.

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

How do you even celebrate that holiday?

[𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑱𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑲. @wu_benjen]

It’s a thing if I make it a thing.

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

Gerris is very loud in his love for the party, isn't he?

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

That is so not a thing!

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

@wu_benjen Damn, he hasn't seen very many years. Better space the kisses out throughout the day.

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

@wu_benjen For once in his life, he will be greedy. He'll hold onto Ben and collect that kiss. Maybe a second one, too. And a third. . .

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

National WHAT day

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

Perfect. I'll be gladly awaiting.

[𝐷𝐴𝑁𝑌. (parody) @WU_Daenerys]

We will start soon!

[𝐉𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐫. @WU_Jafer]

It's been exactly 55 minutes since I got called hot guy who makes coffee every morning and I'm still smiling like an idiot.