MIMI ASMARA

Telling it as it is because beating around the bush only adds extra foliage to an already dense forest of confusion.

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Terbaca posting Facebook Muslimah bertudung yang pergi bercuti ke Thailand dengan BF. Dah kena delete tapi ini rumusan tips percutian budget dia:

-Kongsi bilik hotel sama
-Kongsi katil sama tapi letak bantal tengah-tengah
-Dia tidur bertudung dan berselimut

Sambung ↓

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TW: Sexual Harassment

Maaf I cakap, perempuan cuma benci penyondol bila suami / BF mereka disondol. Tapi bila mereka berpeluang menyundal, menyondol dan melakukan gangguan seksual pada suami / BF orang, mereka menyorok di sebalik ‘gurau je’. Kepala hotak you, sis!

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BAPA AYAM
-Hasli Ikhwan Arif Zul Hasli, 32

PELACUR DS:
-Norhidayah Mahadi, 24
-Norshazrina Md Zamri, 27
-Nurnabilah Ayuni Hanafi, 22
-Amira Natasha Mohammad, 26
-Nur A’liaa Muhammad Rosly, 22
-Farah Adila Hanum Khairuddin, 36
-Felecia Lisa Nandong, 21
-Norfatihah Ramle, 30

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BABY TRAPPING — Modus Operandi Terpopular Pelacur DS

A while back, I addressed the topic of baby trapping to inform men about the dangers of having extramarital and premarital sex.

Firstly, allow me to make this clear:
1. Menyundal — SALAH
2. Berzina Dengan Sundal — SALAH

MORE

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HaBiS dAh KaYa TaKkAn MaSiH nAk ReBuT rUmAh ArWaH aBaM?

Itu HAK dia sebagai balu dalam Islam. Tak timbul soal rebut-merebut. Semua bahagian dah ditetapkan dalam Al Quran. Yang jadi drama lima musim ni sebab ada pihak belah sana yang [buat] tak faham hukum-hakam agama.

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DJ Lin: Saya kepanasan dan merasa seperti disalai di atas api. Saya dalam keadaan koma sehinggakan keluarga menganjurkan majlis bacaan Yasin.

Me: Pernah terfikir tak you sebenarnya mengalami professional burnout, sis?

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FUN FACTS: Customer’s Complaints

•13% of unhappy customers will share their complaint with 15 or more people.
•Only 1 in 25 unhappy customers complain directly to you.
Source: Esteban Kolsky Research

Sedap bagitahu orang.
Tak sedap bagitahu kami.
Pernah dengar tak?

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Akhir kalam:
Khairat kematian is usually just RM50-RM100 a year. Cheaper than a Netflix sub. Register now. Save the mosque’s number. When the dark day comes, you should be focusing on your goodbye, not on defending your presence or worrying about the bill.

Semoga bermanfaat. ����️

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Kecoh pasal AJK masjid berperangai tak molek sepanjang bulan Ramadan:
1. Sindir masjid-hoppers
2. Bengis dengan budak-budak
3. Chup tempat depan kipas

It’s good they’re trying to mend things now but I feel there’s another horror story we need to address: Funeral Gatekeeping.

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Belajar solat jenazah.
Senang: Empat Takbir. Tak ada rukuk. Tak ada sujud.
1. Al-Fatihah
2. Selawat
3. Doa untuk arwah
4. Doa penutup dan salam
Sebagai anak, kita kena ada kat saf depan. Jangan biar rasa panik halang tanggungjawab kita. Ini kali terakhir kita nak hadap mak ayah.

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So Meghan a/p Johnson,

Language is a tool for communication, not a servant for your ego. If the staff understood you and provided the solution, they did their job. Demanding they switch just to match your ‘vibe’ is choosing to be cunty for no reason. 🙄

Sekian.
Terima kasih.

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Dear Thangachi,

If a CSR replies to your English in BM, it isn’t “language shaming”. It’s just a conversation in Malaysia. Let’s not confuse a preference with a problem. That staff member is likely juggling three screens and a timer while trying to fix your account.

Bahalol.

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Real entitlement is expecting a tired worker to validate your vibe instead of just fixing your problem. Dignity isn’t lost because a call shifted to BM. It’s lost when you treat staff like they’re beneath you.

If the issue is solved and they were polite, just F move on. 🙄

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Those aren’t normal habits.

They’re warning signs of someone who needs support and professional help, not public shaming. Posting someone’s private breakdown online doesn’t make you responsible. It just makes their crisis louder and lonelier.

Be kind.
Settle it offline.

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Siapa Housemate Dari Neraka Sebenarnya?

People love to say, “What happens in my room is my business.” But in a shared house, that’s not really true. Dirt and mess don’t stay in one room. They affect everyone.

TETAPI.
Ha ada “tetapi”.

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Have you ever considered that someone who looks polished and put-together in public but lives very differently at home might actually be struggling with a mental health issue?

Orang “sihat” tak akan kencing berak dalam Tupperware, sis.
Cuba you fikir.