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The cynic says, One man can't do anything. I say, Only one man can do anything. -John W. Gardner

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Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.

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I'm sorry. Sometimes, I get jealous thinking that someone else could make you happier than I could.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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The awkward moment when you see your crush walk into class, and you don't know what to do.

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Girls who tan so much they look like they're a different race.. #Unattractive

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Parents: "We need to talk." Me: *Million things run through my mind. What did they find out about!?* Parents: "Stop leaving the lights on."

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill? Pack your trunk and clear out!

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Why do bears have fur coats? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. -Michael Phelps

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Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.

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Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Great whales are the species with the largest penis, at up to 10 feet

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The road to hell is paved with Democrats

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What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? I'm afraid that's all going to waist.

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Because of a football's resemblance to an olive, the Chinese often call the American game of football 'olive ball'

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As many as 40% of men over 65 suffer from some form of impotence or erectile dysfunction.

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While half of men think their penis is too small, most women are satisfied with their partner's size

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The average US male's sperm count has lined 30% in the past 3 ades

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Anorgasmia is a form of sexual dysfunction in which a person cannot achieve orgasm, even with adequate stimulation