Zebulon Blount

Running social commentary on topics like music, sports, politics, and pop culture. All subjects I am considered a leading authority on by no one but myself RMFT

[Zebulon Blount @WWBlount]

@belfastcity_air Please register me for flight updates on flight EI3652 on 2024/07/16 09:45 GMT+01:00 RSRC:101

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Sure we have our issues, but Alabama really isn’t as weird as people think. I’ll explain as soon as I finish firing off a couple angry tweets at Coach Senator and drafting a scathing email about my power bill to a woman named Twinkle who’s afraid of the sun.

[Zebulon Blount @WWBlount]

@Jhall116 @ChrisHerrington But I don’t want to wait in vain

[Ben Jacobs @Bencjacobs]

@bresreports William Blount!

[Zebulon Blount @WWBlount]

@willhstewart It was excellent

[Zebulon Blount @WWBlount]

@ONeil80722521 @wsfa12news If you read her statement, instead of tweeting in all caps, you’d see her agreement with Mr. Hooper had no financial penalty. With this lawsuit he has chosen not to honor his word or the agreement.

[Zebulon Blount @WWBlount]

@goroundncircles Sorry for your loss, bud.

[Joseph Hoyt @JoeJHoyt]

Tulane head coach Willie Fritz was asked, “Does this make up for the 1932 Rose Bowl?” Tulane lost that one to USC.

“Yes it does. I told these guys this was the revenge from the 1932 team.”

[Alabama Political Reporter @ALReporter]

Kathryn Tucker Wyndham would simply smile and agree that her adage lives on.
https://t.co/IRoTNS8Fqo

[Zebulon Blount @WWBlount]

@HitdPod Rate that grass!

[Zebulon Blount @WWBlount]

@AJWright31 That’s my grandmother, Louise Wilson, on the left. Her husband, Ham Wilson, was the long time executive director of the Alabama Cattleman’s Association.

[Mayor Steven L. Reed @MayorofMgm]

Today, State offices are closed for a holiday honoring Jefferson Davis; but in Montgomery, we’re choosing to honor real heroes. https://t.co/JNkqtgvc9Y

[Zebulon Blount @WWBlount]

@Jerkwheatery We went last night. Courtyard Marriott-LDS

[Zebulon Blount @WWBlount]

@HardFactorPat Amish Brock is fuming

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@gbdawkins Drag his ass

[Zebulon Blount @WWBlount]

@Breakin01492422 @JGood100 Several articles of impeachment were filed after Afghanistan. That being said, I don’t think it really matters. They’ll just do it.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Could’ve picked ANY Braves jersey to make him wear and he chose “The Crime Dog”. So subtle
*chef’s kiss* 😂😂

[Zebulon Blount @WWBlount]

@jpiacenza Sweet gingerbread man by Sammy Davis, Jr.