Marcus Schutes

WWE marketing department. I observe consumer behavior and talent commercial value.

I make jokes. I have a huge respect for all the wrestlers.

Parody account.

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@shanemcmahon's theme music is the real tag team champion. #RoyalRumble

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Vinny Mac rehired me after the whole "new faces" initiative.

So don't be surprised to see "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan tonight.

#RoyalRumble

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We had The Hurricane and Molly Holly the same night but no Mighty Molly... oh well, maybe next inaugural women's #RoyalRumble #WWE #WWENetwork

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Come on @ShinsukeN do it for Yokozuna!
#SummerSlam #WWEChampionship #Japan

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@WWE superstars never get the best out of their HDTVs... they always watch 1ft. away at an angle.

#Raw #Fatal4Way #WWE

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*@BraunStrowman reenacts JBL's backstage career*
#WWE #Raw

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Once again creative forgot to tell me about @BraunStrowman's baby face turn. Time to make up those "Monster I the yard" t-shirts
#WWE #raw

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When security and EMTs don't work bring in the segment producer.
#Raw #WWE

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Some of you may have noticed that @AustinAries peeled the banana from the correct "bottom" side.
#GreatestManThatEverLived
#Raw #WWE

[Samoa Joe @SamoaJoe]

I'm pretty sure it's easier to convince someone to kick a koala bear than to ask them to leave there cell phone at home when going out.

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Undertaker's note to @WWERomanReigns
#WrestleMania

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I'd be interested to know how many Spanish announce tables The Undertaker has been responsible for destroying over his career.
#WrestleMania

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The older The Undertaker gets the more he looks like an undertaker you'd see on Scooby Doo.
#WWE #WrestleMania

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If anyone can get over @WWERomanReigns it's @JRsBBQ.

#WrestleMania

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If you think Taker's entrance makes a PPV longer just wait until @FinnBalor, @ShinsukeN and @REALBobbyRoode are all on the same card. #WWE

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I believe 3 different maneuvers have been called "exploder suplex" tonight.
#WrestleMania

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But first @Goldberg vs. ramp.
#WrestleMania

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Orton burned down his house, broke up his family and took his championship.
Wait, was Wyatt the bad guy?
#WrestleMania

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If I would have told you @RandyOrton would win the Royal Rumble and win the championship at #Wrestlemania ... in 2017 would you believed it?