WestWirral SnakeHips

A @Volfsball club from the correct half of the Leisure Peninsula | Hosts of #DerGoldeneVolf | @BaubleRob @andrewutley81 and @50ShadesOfFun

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Regret to inform that there will be no #DerGoldeneVolf tournament in 2018 as Rob's back still hasn't recovered from lugging the stand home last year.

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@alanweston Alan, mate! Good article but I've got to protest at no. 14. I lived on the glorious Leisure Peninsula for 28 years and everyone referred to it as "The Wirral". I would never say "I'm from Wirral". Epitome of wrong. Anyway, other than that, bang on. Welsh TV all the way.

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The cast of Motherland catching up on highlights

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Johnson nimbly sidesteps Liverpool and selects the Wirral as “neutral ground” on which to meet the Taoiseach. Y’know, the Wirral: where William III set sail with 10,000 soldiers for the Battle of the Boyne...

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BREAKING: Prime Minister Boris Johnson arrives at Thornton Manor in Wirral for crunch talks with Irish Taoiseach Leo Varadkar

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@domherdanoise We’ll knock down a couple of headers in the first 10 seconds as per usual. Game over, suckaz.

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The brexit donkeys sink beneath the Wirral’s slate grey waves, their Corsa soon to be consumed by the hungry blank sands of New Brighton.

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A belated congratulations to @theSupermoons for their world cup victory. We would have tweeted sooner but we forgot our password.

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@Churra Seems legit to me.

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@Churra Is that... Ronaldo’s dad?

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@ingridoliver100 Come to Switzerland. We’ve got shitloads of nuclear bunkers. And fondue.

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@VolfsballGossip The Stanier gene pool is bigger than the Atlantic

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@VolfsballGossip @BCHVolfsball Think of how many Blocktopi we can buy with *that* windfall!

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@weebleny @MarekLarwood If Magic Johnson was from the Isle of Wight

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Thanks all for a great day of volf! Even managed to distract a paparazzo from the royal newlyweds.

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The Happy Friends lose their captain to a heart attack, leading to another victory for the eventual Speed Cup champs, the Panthers

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@Volfsball Can’t wait to see the footage captured by this brave go pro

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The SnakeHips eat other @volfsball teams for breakfast

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@Volfsball A depleted Snakehips will be there. Andy on hols, Hannah injured — it’ll just be Rob wearing three yellow t-shirts.

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#hignfy ripping our local ‘Spoons. A dark day for West Wirral. A dark day for humanity.

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@marshallini Ha! Only thing missing is the wolf scoffing the pitch markings.