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There was a heart-stopping moment Thursday morning near Gastonia, North Carolina. A tractor-trailer spilled hundreds of rolls of toilet paper Thursday morning all over Interstate 85.
There were no injuries, but a roadside candlelight vigil was held there just the same.
In Australia, a newspaper tabloid called the Northern Territory News offered in last Thursday’s paper, an 8-page liftout of what they call toilet newspaper.
Now some may laugh, but it’s the newspaper’s job to get to the bottom of a story.
A Florida man was arrested for arson after he allegedly set a plastic bag on fire in his hospital room and destroyed a hospital bed. The cost of the bed was $4000.
Or the price of two hospital aspirin.
ABC wants to do a senior spinoff of “The Bachelor”. But there will be some changes.
1. Instead of a hot tub, contestants get to know each other in a sitz bath.
2. During elimination, the Bachelor either gives a rose, or says, “I’m sorry, your prescription can’t be refilled.”
A Pennsylvania college student survived an 80-foot plunge off a cliff near a site called Breakneck Bridge in a township called Slippery Rock.
BTW..if you wanna visit Breakneck bridge, take Tragedy Trail past Risky Rock, then hang a left onto Pitfall Pass.
A 19 yr old from Stafford County, VA was arrested after trying to steal goats. He was charged with larceny of animals.
Larceny? Wouldn’t stealing goats be kid-napping?
A Nebraska rapper confessed to committing a murder on TV. He made the confession during a freestyle rap while he was being led in handcuffs to a police cruiser.
Is that what they mean by “taking the rap?”
There’s a parking space in San Francisco that’s on sale for $100,000. It’s a lot of money, but they guarantee you’ll also get a lovely white stripe on either side of the space.
Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just take a cab everywhere?
For as little as 5 bucks a day, you can have the San Antonio Zoo name a cockroach or a rat after your ex – and then see it fed to a larger animal for Valentine's Day.
Or..for 50 bucks, Snoop Dogg will SMOKE a roach for you..
Scientists from Leiden University believe that light at night, including street light coming through the curtains and the glow of smartphones, is partly responsible for us gaining weight.
Let’s be honest. The only light that really causes weight gain is the refrigerator light.
Here’s a new wedding trend happening across the Southwestern United States: Brides and grooms are hiring “beer burros”. These are little donkeys that carry bottles of beer in packs on their back.
There’s nothing worse at a wedding than some jackass with a beer.
A Brooklyn, New York man registered “beer” as an emotional support dog last month.
And..I heard he entered it in a dog show and won the Pabst Blue Ribbon.
A woman in Florida was arrested for throwing a Bible at her boyfriend's head. And after she was released, she went home and scratched him on the neck, so she was arrested again for domestic battery.
And it looks like the Judge is gonna throw the book at her.
A guy from Austin’s in jail for stealing his ex-girlfriend’s Burger King meal. He said he did it because he was mad that another guy bought the burger for his ex.
I cant imagine what he’s gonna do when he finds out she’s actually gotten burgers from FIVE Guys!
Dr. Oz wants the world to cancel breakfast. The TV doctor says what’s long been called “the most important meal of the day” is actually a sham created by the advertising industry.
What is he? Some kind of Cereal killer??
An Oklahoma woman was late to work and said it was because she had a flat tire. And she even sent her boss a picture of a nail in the tire. But the photo is literally the FIRST PHOTO that comes up when you Google search "Nail In Tire."
Well..at least the LIE was inflated.
A man in Arkansas called police to inform them that someone stole a cheeseburger from his hotel room while he slept.
It's very possible this is a whopper.