@imfynerthanfyne My old phone would call the cops every other time i put the bitch in my pocket, and the police WILL come in your house if your front door is unlocked. Have a nice day. :)
A techbro told me that biology is easy because DNA is just code, right?
I told him that DNA is 4 billion year old, completely undocumented, vibe-coded spaghetti, built by a blind evolutionary algorithm, which codes for its own compiler and runtime environment.
His confidence popped like a balloon.