Werner Cloete

ginger, commedian, ok speller,

[Werner Cloete @W_Cloete]

@day9tv The castle. 1997 Australian cult classic movie.

[Shaun Wewege @shaunwewege]

England made a crucial error. They introduced their colonies to sports they invented.

[Planet 2045 @planet_2045]

Sure, we could give penguins knives to defend their territory in the future. 🐧

But we can also preserve their natural habitat TODAY. ​

Learn how you can help here: 
🌎 https://t.co/islacTNm3k​
​
 #planet2045 #savetheanimals #climateaction

[Planet 2045 @planet_2045]

Every polar bear with their own personal fan? Great idea. An even better one? 🧊

Let’s keep the Arctic from melting today to make sure the bears won’t have to beat the heat tomorrow.

How you can help here:
🌎 https://t.co/islacTNm3k

#planet2045 #climatechange #savetheplanet

[Werner Cloete @W_Cloete]

@WarrenRcomedian Pedal is feet right? So she's not wrong...

[Werner Cloete @W_Cloete]

Testnet going live for Atom's Gravity Dex, because you know, DeFi is life! #gravitydex, #trading, @cosmos, $Atom https://t.co/KhO7c1PjjR .

[Werner Cloete @W_Cloete]

With the migration on Friday, will the syrup pool staking also be affected? ie. will I need to unstake and restake into new pools or does it only apply to farming LP tokens in liquidity pools? #AskPancakeSwap

[Werner Cloete @W_Cloete]

Holy shitballs, man.

[Werner Cloete @W_Cloete]

Final performance tonight @ParkersComedy was increadible. Thanks for all the amazing memories!! Next stop, somewhere in Germany!

[POPArt Theatre @POPArtJHB]

Planning your weekend?
Make sure to include #TheBoxComedy this Sunday in your entertainment line up.
50 bucks gets you in!
With @bonganidube @alfredadriaan @mojaklehoko @ClaudiOkKiddo @W_Cloete and more
Brought to you in partnership with @Goliath_Goliath

[Werner Cloete @W_Cloete]

An Englishman, a Zimbabwean and a ginger walk into a bar. And at 20:00 on Saturday they will start telling jokes for free!!!! Pull in!! @capitalcraftpta

[Werner Cloete @W_Cloete]

Tomorrow's comedy at Capital craft is going to be dark, lovely, and not at all PG. So basically, a great one! If you haven't booked a table yet. Do it very soon!

[Capital Craft Cen @CapitalCraftCen]

Capital Craft Centurion, with the great support of Leaky Tap Brewery's Tap This & Tap That, are proud to present another awesome and free night of fun and laughter!

Featuring:
- John Vlismas (@fortyshort)
- Werner Cloete
- Alyn Adams

https://t.co/pryeobEsEl

[Werner Cloete @W_Cloete]

Last night my good friend, @alfredadriaan gave me the honor of opening for his one-man show. What an experience. If you like comedy and you're a good person, go and watch #DatingLife at the Pieter Torien theatre. And go and do it NOW!

[Werner Cloete @W_Cloete]

#UltimateFoodie https://t.co/NtYRG3nJ54

[Werner Cloete @W_Cloete]

Tonight I get to watch @alfredadriaan first one-man show! It hasn't even started yet but i KNOW its going to be amazing! Can't wait!

[Werner Cloete @W_Cloete]

Ek dink Faf de Klerk is half Jack Russell. Mooi so bokkies!

[Werner Cloete @W_Cloete]

The Hoover Dam, #itsNotHarties

[Werner Cloete @W_Cloete]

Hi @michaelbuble in Vancouver for the next 2 days. What's the best pizza place in town? #askingforafriend