Dan Wexler

A budding comedienne.

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I'm not the stepdad. I'm the dad who Stepped Up 2: The Streets.

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Hola…f

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@DanBesbris My bad, Dan. Madness that I wasn’t following you already. All good now. Suited and booted.

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@nporteschaikin @wachelrexler Ethered

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@wachelrexler At least once now.

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@ellieb_37 Wordle 209 5/6

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“I’m not a boss, baby, I’m a Boss Baby.” -Jay-Z, “Diamonds From Sierra Leone (Remix)”

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@wachelrexler start wrapping…up the date and then leave and delete his number…duh.

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I like driving straight.

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Asking me how my day is going is a form of assault.

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is does grumpy cat make good salaryhealthbenefits

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The word “pubris” means excessive pride about one’s pubic hair. I found this information in the dictionary and believe it to be true.

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Eating my way into a Fashion Nova brand deal.

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It's clever and funny to casually ask the shoe rental guy at a bowling alley, "what's the course record here, anyway?" They usually laugh or at least acknowledge you.

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Dads?

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Bobo forever. Y’all for never. #straightup

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I’m the type of guy who will wear a tie dye t-shirt and dress pants for a Zoom call.

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Join me in deriving comfort from the wide array of sideburns in 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002).