William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion)

Illini ‘16 | Currently: TBD | Formerly: Advanced Analytics for @statsbystats, words @DaWindyCityFS | I hate people, views = my own | [email protected]

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

Century of Humiliation

[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

And like that, an entire nation that was so invested in soccer moments ago, vanished off the face of the earth…

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

Being in your 20s in the 2010s was probably so fucking turnt

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

This is so fucked up lmao

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

We have tendered an offer sheet to Anaheim center Leo Carlsson. The offer is a five-year contract worth an average annual value (AAV) of $18M, which would require four of the Flyers first-round draft picks in each of the next four seasons as compensation. https://t.co/nfhD4h6nEc

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

Sick

[BHF @BlackhawksFocus]

I have video of Connor Bedard leaving practice today with a left shoulder injury, as first reported by @RyanmcgregorCHI. You can hear him in severe pain as he leaves the ice:

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

Grigor 👀

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

Pelinka making us LFHS alum look bad!

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Lakers are acquiring Walker Kessler from the Utah Jazz for unprotected first-round picks in 2031 and 2033 and first-round swaps in 2028 and 2030, sources tell ESPN. Kessler will sign a massive four-year, $130 million deal with the Lakers.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

im taxed to pay for baby boomers ozempic now

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

Not to go full doomer, but I’m now #concerned about the Bryson Graham hire. Really not impressed by anything he’s done since the Swain pick.

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

Devastating

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Former NFL running back Chris Johnson revealed to Good Morning America that, at age 39, he has been diagnosed with ALS.

https://t.co/IAHFXvRmnU

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

We will be seated

[Sage @Sage2612]

'SEKIRO: NO DEFEAT' Anime New Theatrical Trailer Releases Tomorrow!

Release Date: Sep 4, 2026 (Theatrical Version)
Animation Studio: Qzilla

It will premiere on September 4, 2026, with a limited 3 week run in Japan!

Streaming exclusively on Crunchyroll in 2026.

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

Lit

[The Associated Press @AP]

The Supreme Court has sided with the maker of Roundup weedkiller, blocking thousands of lawsuits alleging it failed to warn users the product could cause cancer. https://t.co/cmfg5x68jb

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

I will miss Louis Crevier

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

#AlwaysDraftIllinoisGuards

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent guard Ayo Dosunmu intends to sign a five-year, $112 million contract to return to the Minnesota Timberwolves, with a player option in the fifth season, sources tell ESPN. Timberwolves made it a major priority to lock in Dosunmu after his tremendous postseason.

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

Bulls sending anything out or…?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Minnesota is sending Julius Randle and the No. 28 pick in the NBA Draft to the Brooklyn Nets in a three-team trade that sends Nic Claxton to the Chicago Bulls, sources tell ESPN. The Timberwolves will acquire Brooklyn’s No. 33 pick for Randle and No. 28.

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

Well, John Beilein worked out well in Cleveland so...

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

On cue…

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇱🇧 Israel strikes southern Lebanon as heavy clashes erupt with Hezbollah.

[William Martin (Music City Bowl Champion) @W_M_Martin]

@GalaxyPeaBrain

[jeremy scahill @jeremyscahill]

Trump says the most important aspect of the MOU is Iran affirms it will never develop or seek to acquire a nuke. He paints this as his big victory.

Preamble to 2015 JCPOA:

“Iran reaffirms that under no circumstances will Iran ever seek, develop or acquire any nuclear weapons.”