CONservaTory MP for #HazelGrove.
Parody shouldn't be confused with imitation, it's not flattery!
Looking to line up โโโโ on 13 December #GE19 ๐ณ
Let me be clear. This campaign is going to be clean. Clean, open and honest.
Vote for me #HazelGrove like I voted to support you.
Check my voting record: https://t.co/7t7YZAe2L8
Time already running out to be honest @billpollard511 and I'm terribly busy looking after myself these days, not sure I'll be able to fit a hustings in this time either.
A loss to #HazelGrove@CamenzuliDaniel but I'm sure you'll support the party elsewhere, you seem keen ๐ท๏ธ
Do pass on my deets to any old chums still in the area, I'm wanting to ensure everyone knows how I've performed during last 4 years
Check me out: https://t.co/7t7YZAe2L8
@W_WraggNotAnMP Thankfully not in your constituency anymore, but wouldn't vote for you even if you were the only candidate in the entire country. Would rather vote for a party that will help others than benefit themselves and only themselves
@W_WraggNotAnMP Consistently voted for war and against human rights and support for those who need it... Jesus mate, if you're gonna be "clear, open and honest" Just write "dickhead" on your forehead
@ioskelton Welfare or well unfair? We've been bailing these people out for years. It's time it stopped.
Vote for me and I'll keep up the good work and vote to reduce benefits as low as can possibly go.
#proudofmyvotingrecord
My Welfare Policy voting record: https://t.co/XqltI1FZkE
@KathShez Goodness me are we really still running that bailout system for all the drop outs and scroungers?
I've been trying to get that shut down for years.
#proudofmyvotingrecord
https://t.co/7t7YZAe2L8
@jemmahoughton@MarpleMatters@FOCAPMarple@jemmahoughton for once I am being straight up here. Didn't meant to confuse you on this. Let us be clear I have a dreadful reputation for not responding to constituents and ignoring repeated contact. Particularly on issues that don't win me votes. Like I say #CBA
This Just cant be true, can it?! I am confident #HazelGrove will support me no matter what I do (or don't do ๐คฃ). I will just keep smiling and rolling out the photo shoots. And if all else fails, mum has my back. #lovemymum#mummysboy https://t.co/9M5sGBKJ21
The Tory Party membership is on the verge of becoming an endangered species
Winston Churchill: 3m members
Margaret Thatcher: 1m members
David Cameron: 125,000 members
Theresa May: 70,000 members
No wonder the Tories are paying people to defend them on social media
Hi @FOCAPMarple I'll be straight with you fella. Your campaign is not a vote winner for me and so to be totally honest I feel a bit CBA about it all. Thanks for getting in touch and all that. #Marple#HazelGrove https://t.co/4uqSsLRyRt
Hello @William_Wragg. I appreciate youโre busy but just a follow up to the email I sent in September, resent in October and November & hand delivered to your Marple office last month. Iโve had no reply as yet. Do let me know how best to contact you or get a reply. Thanks. Rob