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Intellectual, Semi-Proud American, Sports Enthusiast, Podcast Host, Dont @ me.

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Awards:
MVP: Joe Burrow, CIN
DPOY: Will Anderson, HOU
OPOTY: Ja’Marr Chase, CIN
COTY: Brian Schottenheimer, DAL
OROTY: Jadarian Price, SEA
DROTY: Caleb Downs, DAL
CBPOTY: Patrick Mahomes, KC

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At this point this is the only thing I post.

2026 Edition

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In honor of football being back today. My annual tradition that nobody gives af about!

My season long picks.

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Bills end Bengals Cinderella run. Finally get to a SB

Rams stomp everyone in their path. Beat the Eagles by 30 in the NFCCG

Rams huge favorites, playing at home in the Super Bowl.

Bills win Super Bowl LXI 29-26

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2025-26 Awards
MVP: Joe Burrow, CIN
DPOY: Will Anderson Jr., HOU
OPOY: Ja’Marr Chase, CIN
COTY: Brian Schottenheimer, DAL
CPOTY: Patrick Mahomes, KC
OROTY: Jadarian Price, SEA
DROTY: Caleb Downs, DAL

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AFC:
Bengals are AFC Lions. Super easy schedule inflates their contender status. Top 5 offense. Burrow nearly 5k yards. Lamar looks back to his old self and defense looks elite under Minter.

Texans by far best defense in the league. Stroud looks average but not horrible. Jags first back to back 10+ win seasons in 30 years. Ward doesn’t look bad but fails to win games.

Chiefs back to their old ways. Ken Walker dominates, Mahomes elite game managing. Chargers offense top 5 under McDaniel and co. Broncos offense sputters Bo Nix hot seat. Mendoza looks a year away

Bills defense is above average and offense looks even better with DJ Moore’s addition. Patriots dominate in division but miss the playoffs. Maye thought of as an average QB again. Dolphins you’re on the clock.

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@BrandonGowton Bro. No Tf he won’t. Stop tryna hype him up like he’s a good coach Nick.

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@BrandonGowton Bad take. Hopefully won’t need another scoring chance

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@JimmyKempski Him powering through and playing like shit helps nobody

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@JimmyKempski Dude loves to act like he’s smarter than everyone else while being the last guy to know what’s going on.

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@BrandonGowton At least we haven’t turned it over. Points < turnovers

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@OmarESPN Kid should’ve been more excited.

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@JimmyKempski Pussy play calling patullo

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@JimmyKempski Why did we become pussies again?

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@Eagles @TickPick Still fire patullo

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@Eagles @Toyota Fire patullo into the sun

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@NFLPerformances Jamaal Charles v. Raiders 2013

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This the type of shit I’m on

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"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

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