Eric Gubelman

Promoting midwestern movie theaters, economic development in southern Colorado, and human decency everywhere.

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@ProbSolveCaucus You could control the selection of Speaker if you chose:

Nominate a Republican or Democrat of your own as an alternative to The Spineless Wonder.

There 218 votes who would support a bipartisan approach, even if it reduced progressive Dem influence.

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

Don’t know if I am the first to say it, but @JoeBiden is the 21st century reincarnation of James K Polk.

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@ACTBrigitte Who hurt you?

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@AndrewYang This is triangulation BS to try to carve an electoral space. You are a hack.

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@MOrtabasi Tell #3 I am ready for a second date with his mom.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Here is a picture of the most corrupt President in American history and Richard Nixon.

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

GOP and Dem difference in 1 Tweet. Dems are horrible on message; right in policy. Police reform becomes “Defund the police.” GOP on message but horrible with policy. “Support our vets” messaging becomes screw ‘em with Vet burn pit bill. Dems suck at politics; GOP sucks as humans

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@abbytheactivist That lipstick is two shades too red for a man to handle, sister. Why dost thou tempt?? /s/

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@HerbertHistory Why is that? Too much Boebert?

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@MonicaLewinsky Monica, get thee to a theater. Come to one of mine and the ticket and popcorn are on me.

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@JessC_Tweets I don’t mind fitting in the odd spaces.

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@BorisJohnson @kishida230 What is the difference between a British hooker and Boris Johnson?

Only the sex worker thinks of England while at work.

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@JetPopulist @FredTJoseph @laurenboebert *Secondary name—“homeschooled.”

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@JetPopulist @FredTJoseph @laurenboebert Dude, I have a Master’s degree in History and was a PhD candidate. We had a name for history students like you—“dropouts.”

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@JLoganTomlin Every projection is a confession.

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

Sounds like a plan.

[Ronna McDaniel @RonnaMcDaniel]

Make no mistake: If Democrats expand their Senate majority in 2022, they will pack the Supreme Court.

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@shleeweave This dehumanization makes me weep. I have a trans woman friend who believes with all her heart there is a 15 percent chance she will die in a mass grave.

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@RealKapsowe OK, Boomer.

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

@AJDelgado13 @POTUS Sometimes you are incredibly perceptive and sometimes you are pedantic and willfully obtuse. Latter today.

[Eric Gubelman @WabashElegy]

Today’s Pearl of wisdom from a man who literally shat himself to avoid the military.

[Ted Nugent @TedNugent]

A great evil is slowly twisting the reality of right and wrong truth logic and commonsense into some unrecognizable bizarre circus of confused and lost souls who rely on the government to tell them who and what they are. God help us.