TurboSloth9000

Rated M for Fantasy Violence, Strong Language, Suggestive Themes, and Use of Alcohol.

[Rick Saratoga @toga_party_]

My girl watching me drink 12 beers then do my Asian accent to the waiter at Chili’s

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

I know Quentin Tarantino was jealous as fuck watching this

[aquila 🫀 @belllmonts]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. dolly parton with the holy moonlight greatsword to the face

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[TurboSloth9000 @Wacko_Overlord]

@1998kokko Holy shit, they're naturals.

[TurboSloth9000 @Wacko_Overlord]

@Maguro_Maznaga More than anything.

[TurboSloth9000 @Wacko_Overlord]

@Dongurihou I'm currently very absorbed into Final Fantasy!

[Dkay @dkayofficial_]

The Jews openly admitting to be devil worshippers is an interesting development

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

everyone in those files has to be publicly executed. there’s genuinely no other way forward.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[waiting for anubis to weigh my heart]
anubis:

me: does anyone call you karmaduke?

anubis:

me:

anubis:

me: cuz you’re like a big dog guy but for cosmic justic—

anubis: hey so we don’t have to talk while I do this

[MAZE @mazemoore]

2010. President Obama shoots down the whole "stop deportations and just let the illegal immigrants be" argument that the Democrat party is currently pushing.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

ME: I trained this chicken to talk.

HER: Lets see.

ME: What's a male deer?

CHICKEN: Buck

ME: How much is 200 pennies?

CHICKEN: Buck buck

HER: This is stupid.

ME: It gets better.

CHICKEN: It gets way better, Karen.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

This is possibly the dumbest person on X 🤦‍♂️

[Lukas (computer)🛡️ @SCHIZO_FREQ]

It's pretty funny how regularly this still happens

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Maduro : ya van a ver pitiyankis, no podrán con el ejército popular bolivariano, somos el vietnam latinoamericano!!!

El delta force de 2 metro 10 con IQ de temperatura ambiente :