The Wacky Detective

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@2MelissaHolmes side note the Bills tr going nowhere tell Jay he knows that they're going nowhere this season we are fucked... where did you get the navy blue dress from 😂 🤣

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@2MelissaHolmes she is seriously always talking about your fucking dresses just tell me who the fuck your Taylor is 😂 "oh look at her dress" can I watch the damn news?! 😂 I literally will buy your blue dress

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@2MelissaHolmes but seriously all kidding aside where the fuck did you get that blue dress from yeah you know the one I'm talking about the princess dress

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@MelissaHolmes by the way we love you and we're glad you signed on for another few years you're going to be a fucking National reporter soon I fucking know it you're going to be on Good Morning America within the next 3 years going to be like yeah that was my local reporter

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@2MelissaHolmes I love you but you're costing me money and she loves your dresses so just tell me where you get your dresses

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@2MelissaHolmes where the fuck did you get that navy blue dress so I can buy it for her and why the fuck did you bring up New Kids on the Block today

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@2MelissaHolmes yeah I know I'm not a creeper I need to know where you buy your clothing from so my wife will get off my ass

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@2MelissaHolmes have you ever told you you're problematic in my life?

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@MotleyCrue so what the fuck

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@MotleyCrue okay I'm done after this. There is no band on any ballot at this current moment or several previous moments that is more deserving of you fuckers to be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame it's fucking Insanity to me. You should have been in the first year of Eligibility

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@MotleyCrue asking me to help get the "Whine Mick is getting" at my fucking age and ur not in R&R. Come at me!? Tell me why a band that has, is and continues to crush it. All u guys been through. Fuck money! This is real life. Get the glass case!

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@MotleyCrue I'm hot as the kids say. Dude... When I was 8 my uncle and his shit Jackson "Wild Side" I fucking wanted to be the greatest guitar player and I'm SRV level.. Only took me 35 years no big deal. Get in the HOF. Did I mention for the kids? The fact my kid comes to me

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@MotleyCrue and don't give me no industry shit. I'm done with all that and u should be too. Put the mic, the bass, one of Nick's fucking guitars and some sticks in a case.. Say thanks and see u on Ur next stadium tour. U guys drank GNR under a table on a Tuesday for fucking fun!

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@MotleyCrue I mean you are that Rockstar band that played at my football stadium here in Buffalo right just last summer? You see people holding up like you guys? No! Get in the HOF

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@MotleyCrue music shit. But... You were pivotal to music. U guys have movies and docs and shit now! Wtf is going on! Do it for the kids! Eitherway you're gonna live on. Give em a guitar, a bass some sticks and a mic for them to put in a case!

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@MotleyCrue preserve it for them man. We are all dead in the next 25 years. You worked your asses off. I'm so lost at this. I'd a never ever thought u guys weren't in. 1981?!. I was born in 81.. hat were you due!? 06! Naw man. It ain't right. Now that I'm old fuck all this music

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@MotleyCrue it's about these little fuckers knowing. Naw man.... As a shit musician that at least has been able to make a little lively hood out of it I don't get it? N I aint buying the "oh the BS in the 80s shit" it's insane your not in. So whatever your not doing or them

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@MotleyCrue K.. Got beef. I'm old AF like y'all. I been teaching my kid guitar since he was 5 now he's 24. Randomally as he's asking me a couple Motley licks he says "You know they're not in the R&RHOF" I lost my shit when I seen it's the truth. It's not about you as a band man.

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@pathammer You know Hammer I can't believe I've never asked you this. David Lee? Or Sammy Hagar?

[The Wacky Detective @WackyDetective]

@pathammer "the weekend....... Well...... It looks lousy" 😂. I love u Hammer. We gotta have a scotch or 14