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🖕🏻 All offense intended 🖕🏻

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

things my rabbit🐰 is afraid of
loud thunder: 😴dgaf
earthquake: 😴dgaf
vaccuum cleaner: 😴dgaf
netflix intro: 🫨😱tf
piece of tissue, minding its own biz, peacefully rolling past his enclosure: 😱😱armaggedon😱😱

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

Had the cheesiest ravioli Ive ever had in my life for dinner and since then I’ve oppenheimered the toilet three times and counting.

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

ayy shopee why no barbie merch yet? 😅

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saw on shopee this cute legit-lookin preppy british-schooly jacket with a school seal and everything but the school name is “JORD” 🤣

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

Stressing over a possible “spend the night out-of-town” work trip because I dont want to be away from Lucifurr but I cant take him with me 😢 Aint nobody gon feed him how 😢

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

today years old when I found out it’s “wanting was enough” not “one thing was enough” 🥲

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

if white👩🏻‍🦰 + asian🧑🏻‍🦱 = wasian
and black👨🏾‍🦱 + asian👩🏻 = blasian
is black + white = blyt? whack? …grey?

not racist, just too lazy to google. id rather be stupid.

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

from here on out, every business email apologizing for a “late revert” will be ghosted and sent straight to the bin.

yall try-hards and cant be trusted. uh-uh. no, ma’am.

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

@SKYserves you call yourselves “specialists” on your dms to flatter yourselves. there aint anything special about yall. you’re just as crappy as the internet service you provide 👎🏻

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

ariel and eric - it’s just hormones, aint it? no love there.

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

@SKYserves respond to my dm PLS.

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

the thai resto nearby had shit service but at least they do take out.

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

went to bfast@antonio’s robmag last sun to grab dinner. waitress said they dont do take out. but like wot if u cant finish ur fud? do they dump leftovers in the trash? or do they strap u down and forcefeed u? how u dont do take out?

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why always in the movies before a car race they gotta play daddy yankee gasolina? always the zumbalemambopaquemigataprendalomotore while revving engine why.

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

apparently not emotionally stable for that 1-hour scott street outro someone posted on youtube

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

#ReasonsMyRabbitIsMadAtMe I refilled his bowl of pellets 🙄

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

#ReasonsMyRabbitIsMadAtMe My forearm brushed against his face while I was petting him 🙄

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

#ReasonsMyRabbitIsMadAtMe I trimmed his nails 🙄

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

#ReasonsMyRabbitIsMadAtMe He sat on his bed for an hour waiting to be pet but I wasn’t home 🙄

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

#ReasonsMyRabbitIsMadAtMe I wiped his feet after he jumped onto a puddle of his own piss while I was cleaning out his litterbox 🙄

[C🦄 @WackyHoney]

#ReasonsMyRabbitIsMadAtMe He watched me remove lint from my ikea bear 🙄