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Yo brotendo, do you mind if I bathe your wife?

[my Pussy Tastes Like Capicola @WackyMac_]

@mavalsol4d @clebyherris @MiaForTrump He is actively dismantling all climate protections and conservation efforts already in place that aren’t enough to begin with. It’s not blaming one president for the climate issue it’s holding him accountable for what he has done to make things worse for private profits.

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As a half self diagnosed AUDHDer can we talk about how complimenting people is a privilege? I’m politically very left and want to exude and spread positivity but am very socially awkward and sometimes feel that a compliment from me won’t even mean much bc of the way I’m perceived

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@RealGame101 Hinge is literally supposed to be a serious dating app. You’re fuckin lame.

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@dovahqynn I worked as a private dispatcher and did the same .The company had gone through a merger right before I started and we took on the bigger companies customers and the work load was so bad for little pay people were quitting and it got worse and worse. Left without a word ✌️

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@SwSodaSparkles @Ash1968ley @SophieMcDLaw I worked for an emergency call center and started at 14 I think. They wanted me to work nights and weekends even though I told them when they hired me I specifically did not want to work nights or weekends and they had other staff to cover those shifts. Wasn’t remote either.

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@lotsaluv4uu @heyyitsjanea She adds more after the potatoes are in there and no longer boiling so I’m wondering if that cooked out or not

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@cfc_Cucu_ I was embarrassed of him before I even did it 🙄

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@tylerduran21 @BKWelles Saying that with adult braces is sooo crazy

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So funny to me that men seek out insecure women or seek to make secure women insecure but women are the opposite bc insecurity in men is terrifying. In case any of you are paying attention YES I am watching a Fleetwood Mac documentary from their y2k comeback album.

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@bxkedbean Who tf cares about Kylie and Timmy the Fleetwood Mac drama is T I M E L E S S

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Stevie Nicks cheating on short king egomaniac Lindsey with chill ass 6’5 Mick Fleetwood is hilarious to me. It’s so girlboss.

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@gagas 2007

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@RichardKGlover @indomitabill @DiabolicalSpuds My teacher taught us this in drivers ed. It infuriates me when people slow down. I’m like how do you expect to get on a 70 mile an hour highway going 25?!

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Not feeling very punk rock rn for deleting all of my revolutionary human rightsy left leaning shared posts from my Facebook account to stop my new boss from finding out I’m “one of them”

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@R_Est03 @ThiccWaterPanda @kenyaPEACHESk “GO TO TOWN! Y’all from Shreveport?!”

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@BaucomTracey @ShawnTrooper @kenyaPEACHESk Maybe it’s more of a local thing but I live IN Louisiana and it is called the boot. By news stations radio stations and all.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

When I struggle:
”why am I so bad at this?”

When I succeed:
”doesn’t count, too easy.”

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POV:you’re Maxwell Alexander Parker and I’m drunk and pouring my heart out to u about how much I love and appreciate u for being such a dumb, pure, and loving soul and for being the next major dog loml that helped comfort me when the previous major dog loml recently passed

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

When that man dies, there is truly no other place I want to be than on Twitter. It’s gonna be a glorious evening

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Screaming into the void that I just found out the Garrett Morris that was the first original cast for Saturday Night Live is the old man from 2 Broke Girls. It’s very niche but the girls that get it get it.