Paulosophy Paul

I’m just another guy who got away with doing nothing with my life.

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[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

i left my six figure salary job to preach full time on youtube please give me a view and watch the midrolls without skipping! let's turn this into a loaves and fishes miracle. speaking of loaves... it's sandwich time! #paulosophy

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

@SUBWAY used to offer a flat bread salad six inch foot long, but the discontinuation of that item resembles the faith I've had had in my wife coming home. Please come back! #imissmywife #paulosophy #sixincheswasntenough

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

My boss says I don’t have to work because we’re friends...don’t be friends with your subordinates and you won’t feel bad when you use and abuse them like I do. Back to work Serfs, nobody cares if flyover land gets the plague!
#paulosophy

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

I told them to get back to work just like I told my wife to make me a sandwich. I sure hope my workers don’t leave me like my wife did.
#paulosophy #imissmywife

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

Unemployment paying my peons more to sit at home than I do to work in fear of me feels an awful lot like someone else marrying my wife and treating her better. It’s not my fault I have so little to offer is it?
#rodonomics

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

All I can think of opening back up is a hoagie. The rest of that stuff is for the idiots that work below me. Sandwich Margins are up, why do I care about the rest?
#paulosophy

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

So... The CDC has been lying to us this whole time? Welcome to what it's like to be my wife's husband. #shesneverhome #imissmywife #cdc #paulosophy

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

THAT BITCH CAROLE FUCKIN BASKIN BETTER NOT FEED MY SANDWICH TO A TIGER!!

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

Lay off all your hourly workers and then dictate inventory to your salaried staff to be completed solo since the stores not opened. The best idea since sliced bread? Now I want a sandwich to celebrate my genius...
#paulosophy #rodonomics #sandwich

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

Fake news is bad. Fake sandwiches are worse. Toss the wrap and get a bun like my wife tossed her family when someone grabbed her buns.
#paulosophy #fakenews #realsandwiches #imissmywife

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

The only 5G I’m worried about is 5 grain wheat for my Tuesday Torpedo Sandwich.
#paulosophy #grainsfordays

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

A foot long goes longer when you don’t have to share. All alone for the quarantine? Jimmie Johns delivers and he’s my only friend.
#jimmiejohn #italiannight #paulosophy #idontmissmywife

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

If I don’t see my wife after the quarantine I guess it’s not that different than before. Sandwiches for two last twice as long when you’re a party of one. Turn your loss into a savings too, push your best and brightest till they leave then wonder why.
#paulosophy #rodonomics

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

What the hell even is a flatbread? Bring mass to your sandwich with gluten and GOD!

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

I’m on lockdown...locking down my jaw on this meatball grinder. Sunday sauce sandwich for the win, when get the store level employees get back to work so I can afford fresh deli?
#rodonomics #subwayistrash

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

Stimulus Schmimulus, nothing gets me going better than some cold sliced deli meats and whole grains. A worker who needs a lunch break is a worker that needs a break from other lunches.
#paulosophy

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

Postpone the Olympics? Sure. Postpone a ham on rye? Only in a crisis.
#paulosophy #hamshortage

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

Flatten the curve on your sandwiches with flatbread. Duh. Carrots instead of chips in between is a suckers bet.
#paulosophy #asandwichaday

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

Sandwiches are the only acceptable item you can eat with every meal. #paulosophy

[Paulosophy Paul @WackyPaulHarris]

Today it’s Grilled Cheese and Kenny Rogers. No bacon, don’t gamble with your cholesterol in times such as these.
#paulosophy #KennyRodgers #kennyg