Johnny Waco

Professional comedy writer

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Breeze airline isn’t awful. It smelled like a colostomy bag farted but it was direct from Louisville to LA. Better than Spirit and Frontier for sure. Febreeze could step in though.

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

I’m flying Breeze airline for the first time. Curious how this is. I’ve spent so many years flying Sea Breeze.🍹

[Antje Utgaard @AwesomeANTJAY]

Love a ponytail moment 😎

[Antje Utgaard @AwesomeANTJAY]

Happy Birthday America 🇺🇸 #4thofJuly

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Filming all year and got my appendix taken out BUT that’s not stopping me from stand up. OHIO!
OCT 13-15 Cincinnati Funnybone
OCT 27-29 Cleveland Hilarities
Working out new material. And signing my appendix.

[Antje Utgaard @AwesomeANTJAY]

New York, I Love You ❤️🍸🐶

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Whenever I feel uncomfortable and frustrated I remember that at least I’ll never be Shaq trying to take an emergency shit on a domestic flight bathroom. #Delta #United #Shaq #Poop

[Johnny Waco @WacoJohnny]

@kyledunnigan I bought non-refundable flights to NYC

Crap

[Kyle Dunnigan @kyledunnigan]

My email was hacked don’t open!

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Love to heat it. Streaming now!

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

BUSBOYS NOW STREAMABLE! Go check it: https://t.co/zqtYF5zrCT

[Fly On The Wall @flyonthewallpod]

NEW EP up now...David & Dana are talking about David’s joke bombing at The Improv, Taylor Swift, and the Knicks wild comeback in Game 4 of the NBA Finals. Also, the LA Mayoral race + 🦟 🦟🦟's For the full ep: https://t.co/5mMMzHhgkh @DavidSpade @danacarvey

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Me and my old friend @bertkreischer talk into microphones

https://t.co/yILlzaXycp

[OFTV @watchOFTV]

Just because @AwesomeAntjay is the host, doesn’t mean she can’t have a little fun 👑

Stream #MissMatch FREE: 🔗 https://t.co/MsMQteEGPv

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Respect and love to our service men and women. I’ve donated to this for a long time. Very important. https://t.co/6C7IIjzsNr

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Thank yew. Back in september!

[Antje Utgaard @AwesomeANTJAY]

Baby Spice 💙

[Sports on Prime @SportsonPrime]

MADDIE DAHLIEN MAKES IT TWO ✌️

The lead doubles for @reignfc!

[Kyle Dunnigan @kyledunnigan]

New Tour💥(Vegas, Denver, London, Dublin, Stockholm)
Tix: https://t.co/cFTQHfocCc

[Comedy Works @ComedyWorks]

TONIGHT! @kyledunnigan kicks off his run of 5 shows at Comedy Works South!

Get tix here 🎟️: https://t.co/oiGUer3S46