wade byrom

When life gives you lemons, ask for another beer

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

If they listen to Christmas music before December 1st: 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Hunter Garlington @huntgarlington]

I’m gonna regret this later I’m sure, but DMs are open.

[Son of David 👑 @semilladedavid]

Big T-shirt pussy >>> lingerie pussy

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

I could really go for a girl to cuddle and watch A Star is Born with right about now

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

@KoeWetzel Not even LJT?

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

@CantrellKatlyn When you constantly work it drains you more than you know

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

Because my friends!

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

@ciara_schmitz Literally that’s me every night driving home. I’m going a strong 80 and people are riding my ass

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

Literally one of my best attributes is sometimes regretting the stupid shit I say and do on occasions

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

@KrisssKristen Age and wisdom

[Brandon Ruiz @Brandonruizzzz]

When your dog is blind af and you move the couch 💀

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

Drunk me tends to do stupid things. Sober me can’t figure out why. Drunk me can’t figure out why either then tries stupider things

[Lil Dad @NisanJoseph]

My hand after I take a mean nap laying on my arm.

[Shayne Hollinger @shayneholl]

Never trust a bald barber, a skinny chef or a DJ who thinks they are important. Also, don't trust Jason Garrett.

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

All you people complaining about the cold weather need to hush. Put on some clothes and enjoy this break from satans heat for a bit!

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

Netflix won’t connect to the internet. I shouldn’t be this mad about it but I am

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

Flipping for shots at the bar. Best. Idea. Ever.

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

@heatherbreanne_ Leave it to Texas ou game to make me start drinking before 10

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

Alcohol is the best medicine you can take

[wade byrom @WadeByrom63]

I wonder how often Post Malone showers