Wade Shoemaker

Full-Time Husband | Dad | Overly Involved Uncle | Amateur Duck Hunter | Photographer

[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

Learn to expound without expanding. Hold their attention, don't hold them hostage.

[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

The fact that @BIRKENSTOCKUSA doesn’t call their socks, “Birkensocks” might be most disappointing thing I’ve realized today. This needs to be a thing.

[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

“Think I’m gonna throw up.” - @ChandlerHay during every workout, apparently.

[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

@go_roam interested in letting go of this handle? Would love to have it. @Twitter not letting me message you so I had to @ you. Thanks!!

[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

“Disinfect to protect.” - Iowa, USA

[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

Social Media
@instagram: let’s remove likes so people won’t focus on them

@tiktok_us: let’s keep a count of EVERY SINGLE LIKE EVER

Attention Graph: @tiktok_us 📈

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[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

Been sitting/working at @Starbucks for over two hours. Did legs at @AnytimeFitness this morning. I’m scared to stand up. I know they’re gonna lock up.

[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

Does anybody else remember opening a lunch at school and being totally devastated that your @Capri_Sun was missing it’s straw? Yea, well, it sucks even worse as an adult.

[John Stephens II @redbeardjohnrs]

It’s 4:30 & 30 degrees. Bout to see what deez snowz hittin on. @WadeShoemaker

[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

Just crossed over into Marksville City Limits. Immediately got a hangover. Terribly realistic flashbacks. 🤦🏼‍♂️ 😷 🤢 🥃

[onXmaps @onXmaps]

Matt Seidel and Wade Shoemaker may be from opposite ends of the universe, but they have one thing in common—neither has hunted California’s Pacific Flyway. Watch as they discover why wildlife refuges are the feather in our nation’s conservation cap. https://t.co/RvGjF7QQxl

[onXmaps @onXmaps]

Coming 1/9: "Feather in the Cap", a short film from onX about ducks, wildlife refuges and the fashion trend that nearly ruined it all. Tune in tomorrow! #waterfowl #onXHunt

[Riley Rasberry @riley_rasberry]

Not sure how i feel abt the fact that @WadeShoemaker shoots w his middle finger

[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

It is against the law to enter Texas with citrus plants. In case you were wondering.

[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

@rogerssporting Ole @LuckyDuckDecoy kennel!

[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

@russ_meek Actually, the banner shows Walk Ons support for the school, not the schools support for Walk Ons. Just to clarify.

[MTN OPS @mtn_ops]

Fist full of feathers. | #MtnOps #ConquerMore #Hunting | Photo: @WadeShoemaker

[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

Hey @verizon, today must not be your day. Mayyyybe a @SNICKERS could help?

[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

In the gym catching glimpses of @raylewis give his @NFL HOF induction speech. I can’t hear a word he’s saying but I’ve shouted “AMEN” on accident a few times. #homeboylooklikeapreaherupthere

[Wade Shoemaker @WadeShoemaker]

Is it just me or does adding some Jamaican accents to a rap track make it 🔥? Just me? 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

When your social media strategy is to “follow and unfollow” you’ve fully become a 🤡