𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇

❝𝙄 𝘾𝘼𝙉’𝙏 𝙒𝘼𝙄𝙏 𝙏𝙊 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙒 𝙄 @#$% 𝙄𝙏 𝙐𝙋!❞

[𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 @WadeWilsonDP]

𝙊𝙝, 𝙞𝙩 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙨. 𝙄𝙩 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙬𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙗𝙖𝙙.

𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩.

#MarvelRP #DCRP #MVRP

[︎ ︎ ︎ ︎𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀. @INFALLlBLE]

MURDEROUS
MOMMA'S BOY
https://t.co/ylG9pndUWp

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

Goodnight

[𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 @WadeWilsonDP]

Y’know, I’m something of an insane and awful myself

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

He's not going to like you he's insane and only likes me. And he only likes me when I'm awful.

[𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 @WadeWilsonDP]

You mean I’ll be the father who stepped up :)

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

Not exactly. You'd be my son's stepfather though.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

please

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑. @AMAZINGTHWlPS]

And that's the way it goes.

Boy slips up. Somebody 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨.

Boy wonders if he'll ever find his 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝘁 again.

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮.

[𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 @WadeWilsonDP]

Hello my soon to be husband-in-law! (That’s how it works right?)

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

Hello again.

[𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 @WadeWilsonDP]

I only really break the fourth wall whenever it’s convenient for a joke btw

[𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 @WadeWilsonDP]

Yeah… I am a tool.

I’ve been called a tool my whole life!

My own mother used to call me that.

And you know what?

I’m not ashamed of it.

I’m a tool and I’m proud of it!

I’M A TOOL AND I’M PROUD!

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

You should look for someone you like beyond being a tool. We felt that way about eachother when dinosaurs roamed the Earth.

[𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 @WadeWilsonDP]

Will do!

I always keep it on except for when I’m eating or when I’m with my roommate slash prisoner Blind Al.

She’s blind so she can’t see me anyway… I guess that kinda makes me like John Cena if you think about it.

[Emily @emilyosborns]

Keep the mask on.

[𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 @WadeWilsonDP]

WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Emily @emilyosborns]

The wedding is on!

[𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 @WadeWilsonDP]

When I’m a billionaire I’m getting this painting on canvas and hanging it above the fireplace in my manor

[𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 @WadeWilsonDP]

I need money…

Anyone looking to hire a merc?

What about YOU?!🫵

Surely there’s something you need doing that you can spare some cash for!

I’ll do anything! I’ll kill your boss, break up with your partner for you, pretend to be you and call your grandma so you don’t have to…

[𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 @WadeWilsonDP]

I think they should pass a law making it mandatory for all phones to have this installed

[𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 @WadeWilsonDP]

Oh absolutely I can!

Take some jobs here, rob and/or kill some people there, it’ll be easier than taking the football from Charlie Brown!

[Emily @emilyosborns]

Can you get it?

[𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 @WadeWilsonDP]

Why are you posting photos from my birthday?!?!

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

"You’re too old for birthday parties"

Me:

[भस्मासुर @ASHVENGEANCES]

“𝐈 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐈𝐓.”

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