โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ใThe day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation.ใ
ใcomic. rpใ
@TheIronArmor โ Shulkie, all you had to do was ask.โ
He notices the figure as soon as he stops talking, and raises an eyebrow, only evident by the small curl of his mask. โIs that Darthโs grey matter cousin, or...?โ
@TheIronArmor โ then real quick if he needs back up. He skips along behind her, whistling sharply at people in the distance and making it clear they need to walk the f#%k away. It leads him to walking into her back, full body, and he canโt say heโs complaining about the contact.
โJeez, โ
@TheIronArmor โ Which is a shame, because a beer is really calling his name right about now. He reaches behind himself and pulls two katana swords from their sheaths, bringing them to his lips to kiss gently. โUno. Dos. See? Iโm all set.โ
He bows low to the ground, gesturing with his sword โ
@TheIronArmor โ weโre here for interplanetary, multi-dimensional, studio deal, Independence Day stuff, right?! Is bank robbing really our business?โ
Maybe heโs biased. He has, on occasion, been the bank robber in question.
@TheIronArmor โJust so weโre clear, this /on top/ of a Paul Rudd reference has me incredibly aroused.โ
She pulls him along like a rag doll, but soon enough they stop. When she letโs go of his hand, he reaches to hold hers again, even though heโs knows it wonโt end well.
โNow, now... โ
@TheIronArmor โ he tosses himself down, hooking his thumbs onto his utility bag and turning towards the explosion spot. He holds out a hand to help She-Hulk down, knowing she wonโt take it.
โOur romantic duet wasnโt meant to be. Wanna give me the 411 here, Shulkie? Or are you as clueless โ
@TheIronArmor โ a woman in love. But really itโs just for a chance to squeeze her green bicep. Itโs as big as his head. He never tires of her. But boy oh boy does she tire of him.
โSo, is this your home universe, or are you dimension hopping too, Shulkie?โ He asks casually.
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@TheIronArmor Heโs dragged bodily towards the stage and honestly, with muscles like that, heโs just along for the ride.
โOh, goodness. This is just... all so sudden. Fine, Iโll do it, but only if you pick the song. Itโs just too much pressure.โ
He wraps a sneaky hand around her arm, like โ
@TheIronArmor โ /like/ me in your universe, donโt you!โ He gasps, prancing over to hug her tightly. Overkill? Potentially. Heโs just so damn excited. Itโs not like she canโt stop him.
What other fun things is he going to run into? Captain America as a Nazi? Iron-man as a little black girl? โ