Megatron

Emotional gangster 5.2 ft PLUSSIZE MODEL BEEHIVE WIZKID FC SNAPCHAT_ esther.lovelyy

[Megatron @WaffiMegatron]

Never been insecure about my body my whole life .
I consider it a flex

[Tooni✨ @0x_BabyT]

whattt??😭

[Ria💕 @Uche_Gloriaa]

Laundry date anyone?

Like you go Dey wash my clothes,I go sit down dey gist you

[Esther @eguonowhispers]

Let it be known CHINASAOKWU NELSON is an uncouth fool!!!!

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

“lotta hoes weren’t hoes before this t-pain era”

[Megatron @WaffiMegatron]

Me recently because of a mad boy 😂😂

[Modie. @topboymodie_]

If I text this babe again, make thunder fire me.

[𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚟𝚊👺 @kaythecasa]

“Wyd after work?”

me already in bed..

[Megatron @WaffiMegatron]

@BikinDoB After my life

[Megatron @WaffiMegatron]

Work fit

&

House fit

[Rexnn @Rexnn3]

When you're watching a cooking tutorial and they start using big words like "soy sauce" and "chicken"

[Megatron @WaffiMegatron]

530k 😩😩
Now I understand when babes tell me “if na me get this yansh I know Wetin I for don do “

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ @blackmissedd]

530k naira for fake ass? 😂😂😂

[Megatron @WaffiMegatron]

Blaq for president

[Megatron @WaffiMegatron]

@BlaqBonez has never lied

[Efe @EfeTheeGreat]

So if two female friends are fighting over a man, men are the prize, but when two male friends are fighting over a woman, they are passing her around?

[Wuraa @Wuraunfiltered]

“I’m a traditional man,I can’t eat pus-“

[Megatron @WaffiMegatron]

I won’t lie , my work is hectic as mad and I’ve seen people forget their phones, they don’t even check their teams chat until you call their names out loud , but I de touch my own sha I nor take the job seriously like them

[◉⁠‿⁠◉ @f3ranmie]

i thought this was a lie until i started working too lmao

you go actually forget phone, yesterday i carry 80 percent go work for 7am, come back with 63 percent for 5pm

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

Hmmm

[Naa Shɔmɛ @_shorshor]

I can’t stop laughing. Burna boy would’ve beaten you one time

[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

Lawyers just plenty for Lawless country.

Their own no pass make them dey collect 10% for rent and land sales.

[Megatron @WaffiMegatron]

I just pissed off a MAN guys
I commented on his stomach that he should stop drinking beer at least I’m a woman I have an excuse for mine😂😂😂😂😂

[Megatron @WaffiMegatron]

Met someone like this once before
I think it’s a once in a lifetime experience

[odunayo gold @Odunayogold2]

My friend told me this story about her guy that still has me cracking up.She said they’d been dating for a couple months when one lazy Sunday afternoon he pulled her to the edge of the bed, got on his knees and buried his face between her thighs like a man who's been craving her