Patrick Hickey

[Patrick Hickey @WaffleNeutral]

Newly declassified: this is watson, but you may know him by another name, hero.

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@Cavocer Science

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Headline of the day: couple in Bigfoot costumes, having sex outdoors shot by hunters.

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Finally saw captain marvel. My favorite part was definitely the 90’s throwbacks.

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@melissavcomedy “I made you this recliner. And I have all these pieces left over.” -Cat

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Headline of the day: Brandon Nimoy gives himself food poisoning trying to cook chicken, is a Met to the core

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Headline of the day: man dies after Porta potty catches fire

[岩ノ城 @JojiSensei]

最近日本語学習者の間でバズってる画像。

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@dirtanium @ThePCCLondon I’ll bet you never expecting my loyal army of prostitues did you?

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@dirtanium @annahossnieh Yes. Or a goatee

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That one time we did the thing

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@Cavocer It’s a gun with wings

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Headline of the day: Police mourn doughnut truck fire

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Headline of the day: monkeys terrorize India’s center of power

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“Hey google, please play some classical music”
“Ooo. I like the way you said that. Here’s some classical music”
*romantic classical music plays*
This is how judgement day really starts

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@dirtanium Doff the helmet

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@dirtanium @AnimatedTorrii I second that.