Collin Waggoner

Tweeting tweets to twats who twit on Twitter.

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@ZASpookshow Well look at it from his perspective. You are making this nice fathers day post, and he is angry because he can't talk to his dad due to the fact that he busy servicing men at a glory hole. And they don't even live in a city, its a small town, EVERYONE KNOWS.

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@BrendanSchaub Oh ya, his speech was so elegant I almost forgot he was a degenerate.

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@columtyrrell From what I've heard they don't enjoy you people much either.

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@ClownWorld For the husband who wants to take notes.

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@ClownWorld

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@EllisMate Start a band with a bear, you will go platinum on account of performing with a wild animal, but inevitably will have creative differences which causes a brutal sword fight. You leave the band, write a book, and do a one man show/comedy tour to promote the book. You're welcome.

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@luisjgomez Drake Bell 2005.

Literally unbeatable.

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@EllisMate

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I look at a 12 inch pizza the way a whore looks at a 12 inch dick. I know consuming this whole thing will hurt my insides but I genuinely can't help myself.

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@marknorm The cleaning crew is gonna be pissed.

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@michaelmalice I'll cum in your capsi.

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@mikerainey82 You could have just said Doris. We would have assumed the obese part.

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@mikerainey82 Also known as the dizzy guinea.

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@JamarMalachi Well they kill you, but you're gonna look cool as fuck on the way out.

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@ClownWorld Caught with a mac-10 in a crack den? We got your back friend.

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@ClownWorld

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@ClownWorld "Trust me"

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@luisjgomez This sounds like the last thing a guitar player says before he overdoses.

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@ClownWorld Never thought I would be on the cheating girls side, but this dude absolutely sucks.

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@EmilySm43 For this and 100 acres I would pull my Hugo Boss out of the closet and put the entirety of the NFL on a train to Auschwitz.