Mitch Waggoner

// i’ll speak french when you ask me not to// he,him,his

[Claude @508mph]

What my early morning work commute feels like when it’s below 50°

[Mitch Waggoner @WaggonerMitch]

@beyoncepress BEAUTIFUL

[BEYPRESS. @beyoncepress]

This doctor sang Halo to her patient before a surgery 🤍

https://t.co/FtHzPciuHR

[Maia @maiamindel]

the democrat party ticket:

[Mitch Waggoner @WaggonerMitch]

@ElonMuskAOC It’s always gonna be Twitter

[james @jamescoulee]

the time tina was put in the bottom because she didn’t lip sync for 2 seconds while she was pretending to die

[Mitch Waggoner @WaggonerMitch]

@gendernv HAHA I love being a self-aware hater too queen ❤️❤️❤️

[Mitch Waggoner @WaggonerMitch]

craving new @KaceyMusgraves music

[Mitch Waggoner @WaggonerMitch]

@ridemibike counting that line as OKC

[Mitch Waggoner @WaggonerMitch]

nothing is more HUMBLING than strike after a show.
like you’re telling me i just SERVED and SLAYED on stage for 2 hours and now i have to wear a hard hat and power tools????

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

When our depression works the graveyard shift, we’re thankful that Anti-Hero (Acoustic Version) is there to remind us we’re not alone. 🥹🫶

Available to stream on all platforms now! https://t.co/h5Aiw9LINU

[Jane🫧 @janesreputation]

when taylor forgets that she owns evermore and makes evermore (taylor’s version) then what

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

don’t bring your kids to drag shows bring them to church

[Mitch Waggoner @WaggonerMitch]

@burnskayleighh FRRR

[Mitch Waggoner @WaggonerMitch]

CHRIST I JUST WANT A COUPLE TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS. IST IT TOO MUCH TO ASK??? @taylorswift13

[Mitch Waggoner @WaggonerMitch]

metaphors galore!

[Mitch Waggoner @WaggonerMitch]

just watched luca for the first time… disney did a damn good job making a gay movie but not !!