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for every dark night, there's a brighter day

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Linda Mwananchi is making massive signings while Linda Ground wants Ida Odinga to twerk for them.

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

Unapewa Mia tano, to cheer Ruto,He wins Elections,anaongeza Fuel na 50bob,he recovers the money in 10days...wewe unabaki umeteseka for 5 years.

[Thot gpt @Kivutss]

Spendthrifts kama mimi tunajua pesa hurudi, money is energy, if you hold on to it, it stops flowing freely to you.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In the future, a trillion times a trillion dollars will be spent on making antimatter to travel to other star systems

[People's Power 🇰🇪 @peoplepower254]

Kangaru School has decided to take discipline to another level.

Students are being sent back home after collecting their belongings, with clear instructions that the school will be conducting fresh admissions.

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

As a man, being able to afford living alone is a huge flex in life!

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Hamjaijua hio story ya George Diano?

He has been chesang's errand boy since.

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

We are Africans and Africa is our Business!

[MaX Holding @XCouncillor]

Ndindi Nyoro decided to be busy on voting day.... But always have time for useless media pressers 😂😂

[Papavin @mumiasfinest]

Barack Jacuzzi is our first guest pale Basement.

Kidogo kidogo tutaanza kuhost international guests😂😂😂

[Nyaga_9️⃣ @Nyaga_9]

Watu US walisema superbowl ninkubwa kuliko world cup. Sasa mafans wa Scotland walienda wakakunywa beer huko Boston zikaisha 😂, hadi distributor hawana stock 😂

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Si Huyu ni George Diano na Allan Chesang?

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

The more intelligent you are, the less you need cunning or deception to get what you want. Manipulation, scheming and deception are almost always a workaround for someone who lacks the actual ability to win straightforwardly. The smartest people you know are usually the most direct. It is the lesser minds who have to compensate with games.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Same food in the house, why go for dates?

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

There is something interesting about all 2027 presidential ticket permutations...

Sifuna - Kalonzo

Kalonzo - Sifuna

Matiangi - Sifuna

Maraga - Sifuna

Sifuna - Ndindi

Sifuna - Kangata

Sifuna - Babu

Even Ruto - Sifuna, in some crazy sections.

It seems that no matter what ticket preference the people pick, there is a common face in all of them.

I don't know what that means, but I'm sure you do.

[27. @dimvji]

evil can pretend to be good but good won’t pretend to be evil, so when you see evil believe it

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

Only Kalenjin MPs joined by Osoro sat in mbunge to vote for approval of the finance bill 2026 which have advanced to second reading as Mt Kenya MPs joined by the LUO and Luhya counterparts flee.

[Niyetsel @niyetsel]

If you have never experienced a broken bone or fainted, your spiritual protection is extremely high.

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Okiya stood his ground when the Speaker tried to silence him as he explained how his bill would address and substantiate the issue of odious debt.💃

[BonmatB @BonmatB]

Mzazi akiona ushapata pesa zako na hawezi kucontrol anymore anaanza kukwambia uoe ndio bibi aendeleze mtindo😂