Wahab Shayek

Comedian. Screenwriter. And Funny 3rd thing that isn’t a real title but cheekily shows how clever I think I am. oh and Sports.

[JUVENILE @juviethegreat]

Ok Los Angeles y’all got till Juvie Tuesday 🔥🔥🔥🔥 1000 RTs and y’all get the show in October #JuvieLA

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

@thetzechun Hello! I’m an Afghan American screenwriter. I was a writer in the 2017 CBS Diversity showcase and since have had a half hour comedy pilot and a feature in development at Crackle. I also do stand up and can write jokes in my sleep. Thanks for posting this!

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

These are some of the best throws #Kendorsey has made in the NFL

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Bills OC Ken Dorsey was not happy at the end of the game.

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Bills OC Ken Dorsey was not happy at the end of the game.

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

Daemon is the Jazz of #HouseOfTheDragon he just rolls in to piss off uncle Phil, inappropriately flirt with Hilary then eventually get tossed out.

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

@scottEmovienerd Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

Bobby Fissure

[Metro @MetroUK]

The world of chess has been rocked by the biggest scandal in years after a player allegedly used wireless anal beads and its vibrations to signal his next move... 😭

Iconic? Let's find out 👇 https://t.co/kFc9NVJWIk

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

@erikrwilliams @ESOTERICTalia Absolutely! I’m relatively new to the game but feel free to DM me any time.

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

Moondependance Day was a lot of fun #moonfall

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

The Count of MAGA Cristo

[Eric Hananoki @ehananoki]

Actor Jim Caviezel appeared at a right-wing COVID conspiracy theorist conference yesterday and promoted the QAnon blood-harvesting conspiracy theory (https://t.co/9RgU0ORDVI) about "the adrenochroming of children." (clip 1/2)

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

If you’re anything like me you dig masks because you talk to yourself in public and a mask is basically just a private little booth for your mouth that helps you not look crazy.

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

@BarzinAkhavan Garrison Hearst

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

@limaindiazooloo It’s nice to not have to wait 4 years for it though.

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

@rezaaslan Wait til he finds out about real passports.

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

And also how many instant classic catch phrases did Moss have? I’ll Wait..

[CBS Sports HQ @CBSSportsHQ]

Randy Moss vs Terrell Owens Career stats:

Moss Owens
982 Rec 1,078
15,292 Rec Yds 15,934
156 Rec TD 153
56.4% Catch% 57.7%

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

@BarzinAkhavan is the man! Appreciate the love, Brotha.

[Barzin Akhavan @BarzinAkhavan]

@rezaaslan I did the world premiere for The Kite Runner and became good friends with Wahab. He wrote a nice piece giving his thoughts of an Afghan American in the entertainment industry
https://t.co/oJRzRVCSvQ

[Elizabeth Alderfer @LizAlderfer]

Hope you enjoyed the premier episode of #UnitedStatesofAl 🎉 The struggle of Afghan interpreters is all too real. If you have a moment, check out this petition by @n1leftbehind —a nonprofit committed to ensuring that America keeps its promises:
https://t.co/y0uThcY99n

[Wahab Shayek @WahabShayek]

@AllyGal456 @AlexZanzibar @BoomGenStudios @adhirkalyan 😂 idk this is my first time being exposed to you and I’ve laughed WAY more than I’ve learned