Will Hodges

[Will Hodges @Wahodges1]

I bought beer tonight and when I handed the cashier my ID she said “we don’t card people over 35” and I still haven’t recovered

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

This is what the inside of rfk jrs head looks like

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

Lost the Texas Senate primary and now she’s on her way to Jurassic Park 😭

[𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫⁷ 🍁🕯️ @_erintrovert_]

huh

[Project Hail Emmy 🚀 @rockyandgrace]

y’all still have time to read Project Hail Mary before March 20th

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Apple has landed the rights to Brandon Sanderson's 'Cosmere' universe

• ‘Mistborn' will be a film franchise

• 'The Stormlight Archive' will be a TV series

• Sanderson will have creative control of the projects

(via @THR)

[Brandon Sanderson @BrandSanderson]

Brandon Sanderson’s Literary Fantasy Universe ‘Cosmere’ Picked Up by Apple TV (Exclusive) https://t.co/CFB3WVjJMd via @thr

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Chickens when cars don’t let them cross the road

[Cupcakes & Coasters @cupcake_coaster]

There should be a separate Disney World for people who have left the house before

[Disney+ @DisneyPlus]

It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's time to get things started as The Muppet Show returns for a triumphant event on Disney+ in 2026 with special guest star Sabrina Carpenter!

This brand-new installment from The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures will feature Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, and the gang as they return to the Muppet Theatre to put on a variety show filled with music, comedy, and plenty of chaos.

[vox lex @gretagerwigflew]

high key want them to do an orlando season with batshit disney adults starring melissa mccarthy

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

i fucking love this account every post is like “the food was the wrong color and smelled like rotten fish. i could tell immediately something was very wrong.” then next paragraph “After consuming all of it,”

[nick ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

anybody got any more posts like these

[Sarah | fan account @cloiskryptonite]

HIS SMILEEEEE

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The GPS gonna be like “take the third reich”

[omar @DripArab]

me: WE OUTSIDE THIS SUMMER

also me:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

4 year old me watching Dora & Boots head the wrong direction

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat