Royce White and Sarah McBride are both men.
Both look ridiculous pretending to be women.
If you have a problem with Royce but not Sarah, then you are the problem.
After MLB didn't do anything to meaningfully punish the Astros for cheating in 2017, I hope the Dodgers keep making the rest of the league drop soap in the prison shower for another 20 years.
I can pretty much guarantee you I know exactly what Buster wants to say about having to answer irrelevant non-Baseball questions that pertain to the sexual preference within the LGBTQ fudge packing community.
You know how I know what he wants to say? Because it’s exactly what I, & most every single player, coach, & front office executive who were part of the @SFGiants World Series dynasty teams that brought the city 3 World Series titles in 5 years would say. And say confidently into the camera…..
“I’m not wearing this gay bullshit. Queers don’t watch Baseball anyway. They watch The View, enjoy therapy, & fudge packing sessions. And anyone inside the LGBTQ community, or those who support them don’t like what I just said, then I say to you…. Go fuck yourselves, & eat a dick. And I mean that in the most literal sense.”
Today: Juan Soto signing a $765 million contract and won’t run out ground balls
70s: Pete Rose signing a $100,000 contract and running out his fucking walks like Usain Bolt because he had money riding on that shit
Advantage: 70s
Baseball is so unfair bro the Dodgers are being allowed to use the force and prevent the other team from catching the ball this is completely out of hand stop the season and start the lockout right the fuck now
When I was a college student, I once addressed a professor as “Mister” and he condescendingly tut-tutted me and said “Doctor.” Hey, listen, unless you can save someone’s life or you’re Julius Erving, you can settle the fuck down with that energy.