Louis Waigera

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[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Mhesh from the County Assembly of West Pokot has decided kama mbaya mbaya. Daughter of Agrippina who appeared to be addressing the nation under the heavy influence of Kanamba Special, is now accusing the Speaker of supplying her with high voltage electricity so that her name could mysteriously appear on the list of waheshimiwa headed to Mombasa for a “very important workshop.”

But after Daughter of Agrippina allegedly served the honorable Speaker with food that faces the earth, our boy suddenly developed selective amnesia and looked the other way. Honestly this is pure injustice,, after hearing good, the least he could have done was secure Mhesh a window seat to Mombasa. Ayaaam telling you Omwami, Kenya is not for beginners!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Louis Waigera @WaigeraLouis]

@itspendoh @georgediano

[Louis Waigera @WaigeraLouis]

@KenyanSays @SuperGrok, where is this and is the video real

[Louis Waigera @WaigeraLouis]

@yousef_ki1 .

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

After assuming power, President Samia Suluhu strategically consolidated authority, silencing dissent, reshaping institutions, and tightening control, raising fears of authoritarianism and shrinking democratic space in Tanzania. She's not the one we thought. Take a listen

[Louis Waigera @WaigeraLouis]

@KenyanSays @grok who is salah oketch

[Louis Waigera @WaigeraLouis]

@KenyanSays @GrookGrok is this true

[Louis Waigera @WaigeraLouis]

@Colettaaluda_1 Ni kandovu anadjust

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

😂😂😂😂 i blame the one recording

[Louis Waigera @WaigeraLouis]

@kilundeezy wacha wanaume waheshimiane

[steve Biko osur @wuodosur]

This boy is stuck at kisumu naivas simba. He is Autistic, has no speech. Kindly circulate

[Louis Waigera @WaigeraLouis]

@StateHouseKenya @WilliamsRuto @cnni @C_NyaKundiH tears of a mother and grandma

[Louis Waigera @WaigeraLouis]

@lindahoguttu Wameanza kuinyonga

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Supreme Court staff and lawyers helping demonstrators with water. #RejectFinanceBill2024

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Gen Z's are now walking up to the pulpit to ask their pastors to declare their stand on the Finance Bill 2024. They will not believe. They will not believe.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

At the stroke of midnight, every nightclub in Kenya erupted in patriotic chants. Anyone dismissing these Gen Z protests against the Finance Bill 2024 isn't living in Kenya today. #RejectFinanceBill2024 #GenZProtests

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The worst thing you can do as a man is walking into a barber shop with your wife. As a man, your work is to lead bcoz you're the head of the family. Your wife & children look up to you for leadership. The leadership should not be autocratic or laissez-Faire, it should be both democratic & transformational. But the moment you allow your woman to treat you & enter into that barbershop with her, you lose your frame as a man!
Mama Liam offered to give me baby boy treatment during my birthday. All went well from lunch date, ice cream, coffee & she even went an extra mile to buy me a nice fitting suit from Lugo Collections.
Mambo iliharibika mahali aliamua kuni peleka kwa this posh barbershop where one is accorded VIP treatment, mahali ukifika unapewa fresh juice & a cupcake as you go through the Forbes magazine. Unajua mimi nimezoea kinyozi ya mogaka mahali spirit huwa inapigwa chaser ya maji.
Ni kinyozi at the same time it's a low budget sacco, ukinyolewa first time alafu ulipe mbao, ukirudi next time unapata pesa yako imezaana ni mashilingi tu zimeja kwa kichwa. So this barbershop that mama Liam took me was way above my financial status as a Peasant Swamp Rat.
Kwanza wale warembo wako pale niwa kutingisaa ndoa, watoto warembo warembo unaeza dhani bibi yako si female.First of all i would like to address all barbershop employees; After shaving, KINDLY note that you shouldn't go beyond the second button, that's a private engineering site that belongs to the goat wives ONLY.
Baada ya kunyolewa, this fine Caucasian baddie was busy massaging me with her hands deep inside my chest & her children's food was giving support to my upper head as my lower head was busy fighting for his life to remain incognito.
I was really struggling to remain focused coz the controller of budget was looking at me with killer eyes as if i was the only one who voted for William Ruto. The baddie asked me if I would love to get a facial scrub, ingekua kwa mapenzi yangu i wouldn't hesitate but due to the dilapidated nature i was in, I had to turn down the offer bcoz wuueh, kazi ya mungu ikona makosa.
She then decide to give me one last round of soul touching & this time round she even went an extra mile to try & find Imani radio frequency through my nipples curing my erectile dysfunction instantly. She then unwrapped me & it was at this moment that i realized, musa juma had already accorded himself a standing ovation after performing "Yote ya wezekana bila Ruto" pambio.
I had to take a moment pretending that am admiring myself at the mirror as i wait for musa juma to exit the stage. But bcoz the devil is a liar, i was directed to the mirror at the exit side so as to give way for the next patients. Mama Liam couldn't believe her eyes, hajawai ona musa juma aki perform live band bila mitambo zake, kitu karibu itobowe jeans buana.
Imagine i was denied conjugal rights for weeks bcoz of a situation that was beyond human control nani yeye ndio alinipeleka kichinjioni. That was the last time I've ever set my foot in a barbershop bcoz the next day, taliban from the hills of Mt Elgon came home with a brand new shaving machine.
Huwa sinyoi kipara juu napenda, it's bcoz the first lady doesn't know how to shave mastyle deadly deadly. If you see me shouting Ruto must Go, it's bcoz i have no liberty to choose how to shave my head.😒

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Following Chirongo's revelations looks like the Moi government buried nuclear waste in the Chalbi desert in 1988 in this documentary done by Onsarigo. It is said the locals thought a treasure was hidden and dug the stuff up and even used the 'white stuff' to build their houses.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Kwa ndoa inakuanga ni mateso bila chuki, mwanaume umetoka mjengo bila kitu juu foreman alisema munene ako mteja so mshahara ni hadi kesho. Inabidi umerudi home mkono tupu. Kwa njia unakutana na morio wako anakushikia chrome kanusu na samosa mbili za ndengu. Unakapiga flash kama umeenda mtaa juu hutaki kesi na bibi juu yaku chelewa. Ukifika home mama Liam anakuuliza 'umeleta nini ya kupika supper', inabidi umwambie avumilie tu for now apike ugali mkule na machungwa coz that's what is available in the house.
Bibi anajikaza kuvumilia tu anaamua kuwekelea maji ya ugali. Akiwasha stove harufu ya mafuta taa inamix na steam ya chrome inaku chafua roho inabidi umetapika, hapo ndio shida zako za ndoa zina anzia "Ooooooooh, yani Baba Liam unataka Mimi nikule ugali machungwa na wewe umetoka kukula Chapo ndengu kwa hao Malaya wako, kama hunipei mia ya nyama utajua mimi ni mteso original". Wuueh! my brother, sidhani kama tutatoboa kuka kwa ndoa na huyu bwana kaguu na njia mamlakani. William Ruto must vacate office yesterday, Wanaume tumeumia ya kutosha.😒