CPA Simon

Zealous Kenyan Philanthropist.

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We, the mountainians, are not poor. Look at us,, we don't need reliefs

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@mkainerugaba In Kenya, you'd be a useless village man, we don't entertain mediocrity. Stupid boy

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This week, just be ready for gov't to organize a non-existent Ebola case just to receive some 💰 from US and justify the opposed quarantine center. #rutomustgo #Respectkenyans @HonAdenDuale @WilliamsRuto

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There lived a man in EA and his minister.......

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It's the tough reality

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On the election day, I will have 3 random pictures on my wallpaper.
1. Of Bridgit Njoki, a 12yrs girl from Ndumberi, shot watching cartoon.
2. Of Kennedy Onyango, a 12yrs shot 8 times in Ongata Rongai
3. Of Bonface Kariuki, a mask vendor in Nairobi, shot at close-range.

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@citizentvkenya @YvonneOkwara If ODM joins UDA without unanimous agreement, will Sifuna remain?

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On the mark, getting set, @KindikiKithure

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@HonAdenDuale See, Bwana CS, you can tell, you can shout, but wind has blown, your anus exposed and doesn't look any good. If that anus represents all of you, you're dead. Dead as Dodo

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@HonOscarSudi AI

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@pksalasya What disturbs you is food?

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This is the Onesmus Kipchumba Murkomen,CS (bending in a suit). Behind him, top security delegates including Douglas Kanja Kirocho, IG. Nothing funny! but what they purport to be doing here will make you laugh loud even in the untidy, smelly, unattended public latrine at Engineer

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@WilliamsRuto @kipmurkomen @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya #Justice4AlbertOjwang

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@NPSOfficial_KE Your death awaits you along our borders. You will fly to keep peace and you'll die of bullets and you'll come back in a coffin. If luck begets you, you'll die within borders by al-shabab bullet if not a colleague. Somehow you will pay

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@WilliamsRuto Ruto either knows what he's doing and perhaps we only need to have a little patient and see, or, we just fucked up

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@KindikiKithure Ifanye voice note

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@WilliamsRuto Says a man mentioned in a land saga for whom 5 are already dead. #mediocrity

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@alfredarapketer A mad man who believes he's sober

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@RobertAlai The thing in between your legs has a waste

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@citizentvkenya @KoinangeJeff Tell Kuria to comment on Baby Ariana Wairimu of Nyandarua