Wait Staff Diaries

[Ro DelleGrazie @RoDelleGrazie]

http://t.co/fbuS5pmfRh #4myservers #stayhome @WaitStaffLife @MaleWaitress @WickedWaitressX @WConfessions @akwaitress @crazy_waiter

[Liz @ElizabethMurr11]

$1000 in 3 doubles? I'll take it! 💤💤💤 @waitresslife @WaitStaffLife

[insert something funny @lisathewaitress]

Table: oh don't worry about us, we have no intention of leaving anytime soon (round of laughter) #awesome #restaurantlife

[Jessie Aponte @LApontayy]

Nothing like spending 20 minutes of you life reorganizing sugar packets. #waitresslife @WaitStaffLife

[Wait Staff Diaries @WaitStaffLife]

When I show up to ur table with 5 plates and you don't make space for me to drop them, I'm a millisecond from dumping that shit on your lap

[Wait Staff Diaries @WaitStaffLife]

The strugg' is real on that Monday lunch shift

[T. House @abetterhousebiz]

Bartending Tip: Tired of some customers who ask for free drinks? Pull them close & say quietly,"Sorry but it's not mine to give away." #ABH

[Kelly Rura @KellyRuraPhoto]

#notarainbow #sunset #skyporn #nj #newjersey http://t.co/3PvfIy98Ei

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

I'm 'has never legally downloaded music' years old.

[Wait Staff Diaries @WaitStaffLife]

Pet names: sleazy old man, you can call me sweetie, honey, baby, darling, sugar lips ALL DAY... You just better tip me fat.

[Wait Staff Diaries @WaitStaffLife]

Guys, I am now officially a bartender and I must say the superiority complex just comes so natural

[Wait Staff Diaries @WaitStaffLife]

I love when people say I want half decaf /half reg coffee.. Which one do u want bitch? You think that HALF decaf is gonna save your life ?

[Ann @writerPT]

How can you tell if a song is a big hit on the radio? They make a shitty remix of it.

[Wait Staff Diaries @WaitStaffLife]

You know you work too much when you consider a day your day off because you only work until 3 rather than midnight. #lifeofabartender

[Wait Staff Diaries @WaitStaffLife]

I'm follower away from 1000 bitches!!!

[Wait Staff Diaries @WaitStaffLife]

For the love of god, some1 please fart or shit yourself next to my table ...who's been sitting with the check in front of them for an hour?

[Wait Staff Diaries @WaitStaffLife]

It isn't truly #sundaybrunch until an old person accidentally shits all over the bathroom floor. Just another day at the office, kids

[Wait Staff Diaries @WaitStaffLife]

I survived brunch without punting a two year old across the dining room! It's the little things in life

[truth'n soul is dead @mrtruthandsoul]

My favorite color is porn