Texas Jane

Cafe waitress extraordinaire. Down here in Texas waitin' for the big storm. I love serving up coffee and pie and pinchin the rear of our hot busboy.

[Texas Jane @WaitressJane]

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[DangerousMan @DangerousMan7]

Weighing out 90 hop additions for today's Continuously Hopped IPA! #hoppedup #craftbeer #NEMpls

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

It's country music's biggest night! Tonight on ABC! This woman is very excited about it. https://t.co/Csi2sbhlxR

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Congratulations, @KaleyCuoco and @RyanSweeets. Your wedding was beautiful. And also, legally binding. http://t.co/6CrSCNqVoa

[Texas Jane @WaitressJane]

http://t.co/5jv09LLhwP Juan our #grillman would return those #snakes to their #heavenly #creator, Slap those suckers on the griddle! #yummy

[Texas Jane @WaitressJane]

Those cute lil #Budweiser gals came to the diner last night. #Shortskirts the cook burned his hand and strained his eyes #dinerlife #drank

[Texas Conference for Women @TXConfWomen]

Attn. ATX foodies! @broylesa will introduce @rachael_ray at keynote lunch at Nov. 19 #txconfwomen http://t.co/fpNzx6Ev1J

[Texas Jane @WaitressJane]

@TXInstruments How much time to #engineers spend #eating? They should calculate the wrist action of our award winning #Burger flipper!

[Kathie Lee Gifford @KathieLGifford]

Don't forget to read our BRILLIANT column in the @nydailynews today! @klgandhoda @todayshow

[Texas Jane @WaitressJane]

@TexasMonthly I love me some #scary #adventures.. It's like working the diner on a #Sunday.

[Texas Monthly @TexasMonthly]

Need a break from city life? Book it to two of Texas's liveliest ghost towns: http://t.co/EKThPio7Vx

[Texas Jane @WaitressJane]

I'm just waitin for those #DuckDynasty boys to bring their #beards on over hea! We got the best #duck on the #menu in the deep south!

[Texas Jane @WaitressJane]

Had our own Lil #CMAawards right here at the #diner! I #won #bigtips! Must have been my low cut #armani #corset or maybe it was the #bacon

[Texas Jane @WaitressJane]

@KTHeaney Lordy me too! I almost kicked the bucket when our new #cook busted out his "fresh" #sausage #crazy #fool

[Texas Jane @WaitressJane]

That was one crazy #Wednesday #morning rush! The #diner look like #turbulence hit it! #coffee

[Texas Jane @WaitressJane]

#happiness coaches, #line #dance coaches, #CNN's #IRS stories are great. #teambuilders #unite - it's tough to sensationalize funny.

[Texas Jane @WaitressJane]

@KevinHornePSU Come see me honey, I'll make you feel right at home! #dinerlife #bestwaitress #bigrichtexas

[Texas Jane @WaitressJane]

#thoughtsinmyhead Honey your thong is showing and your pants are too tight for daylight.... #seethrough #dinerlife #waitressproblems

[Texas Jane @WaitressJane]

Time to clean the soda fountain! The fun fun has just begun!~ #dinerlife #waitressproblems #soda

[Texas Jane @WaitressJane]

@WaitressProbs Now that is the honest to God's truth! #waitressproblems If he's mean to the server, he'll be mean to you!