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I like the NFL. I have a million server problems. Alcohol is my only coping mechanism. I spend an inappropriate amount of time doing inappropriate things.

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Everyones talking about their boyfriends way too much.

I try to talk about alcohol that much and suddenly I'm an "Alcoholic" #CantWin

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@thesmartasss you know my life already 💁💁

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@thesmartasss kindaish. I randomly go through spurts of missing this place

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And then your boyfriend and all your friends leave you to smoke cigs 😐

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That moment in the bar when you can't stop thinking how great your boyfriend is

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@CitronDaniel ✋ sit down little boy and watch how the big kids party

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@TarHeel__Belle 😷😷😷😷 I dint know myself any more. We laid on the couch watching harry potter and football last night instead of partying

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No married how many times I watch harry potter I cry

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@TarHeel__Belle like I left Bs house 12 hours ago and I just wanna be cuddling with him again 😣😣😣😣

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This whole missing you after 12 hours shit is for the birds yall

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"Did you put my hand on your neck or did I do that?" 😂

The conversations I get into

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@TarHeel__Belle @thesmartasss "Idk what we're doing but I do know I don't want you to leave and I'll be excited for you to come back" 😍

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@TarHeel__Belle I don't get the keys until they put new tires on it!

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Does anyone else have trouble being turned on for a long time. It use to never be an issue but gets worse the older I am. #tmi

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@thesmartasss @TarHeel__Belle it was a "we collectively have no idea what we're doing" talk

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@TarHeel__Belle yes I'm so excited!

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@TheJeepDoll yes I signed the papers yesterday and get the keys tomorrow!

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Also had the what are we conversation last night so there's that

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I spent too much money yesterday 🙊💸 #ImABigKidNow

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@WaitressWench I don't understand why this tweet is getting so much attention

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Barney loved Robin so much.