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Non fungible thoughts.

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DO NOT tell people that you are reading a book if you are listening to an audiobook. It’s not the same thing! 🙄

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If only being a troll paid well I’d be so fucking rich.

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Everyone and everything in Berlin smells of cigarettes and depression.

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Only Fans but it’s for people who have an hand fetish. I’m gonna call it Only Hands!

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Only fans but it’s for people who looking for online friendship. I’m gonna call it Only Friends! Subscribe to be my friend.

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They need to be invested before they can be tested!

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I’m trying my best to love myself with all my heart!

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My late grandma was such a baddie back in her days. She was always serving CUNT! No I mean literally. She had like 8 kids. One of them died at birth.

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If only revolution made men horny the world would be a much better place for everyone!

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I wanna kiss it and be one with the sun

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People wearing gymshark apparel at the gym give me the ick 🤢

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Some people, mostly guys with 0 personality will get a dog and shape their entire personality around being a dog parent! Yes your dog is cute but you are annoying af brah! Just stop with the daily dog social media posts.

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To understand quantum physics and quantum computing you have to be comfortable with paradox. 😵‍💫

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People wearing a woolen beanie at the gym wtf are you okay? 🤯

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I wish I could just hire somebody to go workout for me. You know what I mean?

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Tbh for someone who has a degree in communication design I fucking hate communicating with people 😬

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Some guys will be literally built like giant babies and acting all hard and shit! Listen big hero 6 watch your mouth and calm your baby tits!

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Never say neverest!

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Have you forgiven yourself for how you feel emotions in your body?

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"The looming smell of the organ"