KSV

Living in Austin with my husband, pug, and tiny humans.

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

I wish I could have been the in-house lawyer who got to go through the #Rent script to decide what stayed and what had to come out. Masturbation? Ok, you made the cut. Dildo? Sorry, no that’s out.

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

@democracydiva We may or may not wake our children with how loud we are singing...

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

[Hears coughing over baby monitor]

First kid: Oh no! Is she sick? Should we go in? Keep her home from daycare tomorrow?

Second kid: Should we turn off the monitor so the baby’s coughing doesn’t wake us in the night?

Third kid (I imagine): [Hears nothing bc there is no monitor]

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

@michaelshafrir

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

@democracydiva Sam - what are you talking about? All of this is a completely above-board, legitimate use of the office of the presidency with no dishonesty whatsoever.

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

@democracydiva He is breathtaking.

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

New Years 2018:

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would be in like, a bag or some other contraption to facilitate easy transfer to another container. They were not.

[Steve Vladeck @steve_vladeck]

There have been sealed applications like this before, but so far as we know, #SCOTUS has never in its history conducted plenary review, including oral argument, in a case that remained entirely under seal...

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

Tonight after work, I sat on my front porch and waved to my neighbors while saying “Hey! How are y’all? Isn’t it gorgeous out?”

Texas - what have you done to me?!?

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

@doree No faster way to ruin an otherwise lovely dish.

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

@democracydiva Hi

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

@michaelshafrir Lol at the mom who said it was a “punch in the gut.” Time to get some real problems, lady...

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Morning Joe @Morning_Joe]

Congressional districts in Orange County, Calif. in 2016 and in 2018

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

I need to come up with a lie when my Lyft drivers ask what I do. I’m now listening to a 10 minute story about someone who accused him of sexual harassment while working as a cook at Buffalo Wild Wings.

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

Well at least she didn’t @ you @steve_vladeck 😂😂😂😂

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Stephen Vladeck is the NYT's go-to guy to say everything Trump does is JUST LIKE WATERGATE! But even he finds no legal bar to Matthew Whitaker serving as acting AG. https://t.co/XQg1Thzfsa

[Matthew Watkins @MWatkinsTrib]

Austin, Texas, y'all: Where the "Don't Make Minor Grammatical Fixes to the City Charter" movement garners a bigger share of the vote than Ted Cruz.

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

@meganmcgraham @steve_vladeck SERIOUSLY THANK YOU FOR THIS.

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

This is something I’ve always wondered: how come some states that are overwhelmingly blue (MA, VT, MD) regularly have Republican governors? A weird political thing that never made sense to me.

[KSV @WakeMeForMeals]

Good luck watching this without crying.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

WATCH: Pamela, 77, with her oxygen tank and her “BETO FOR SENATE” T-shirt, fights back tears while talking about seeing Rep. O'Rourke while they both voted in Texas this morning:

“We’re honored that he was here … We want him to win.”

https://t.co/qDB70fNNbp