@FedEx can you explain how you have managed to lose a package from the Kernersville NC facility not only once but twice (you lost the replacement by the sender as well)
@googlenest has failed me multiple times. A device failure caused a system failure on a week old house and I have been lied to by multiple representatives both on the date I would receive a replacement and the status of said replacement by different individuals. Awful service!
flight attendant: is there a doctor on board?
dad: *nudge* could’ve been you
a philosopher: *sigh*
flight attendant: we are going to crash and can either hit a field and kill 1 farmer or a runway and kill 5
dad: what
a philosopher: IT’S HAPPENING OH MY GOD IT’S REALLY HAPPENING