Wakey Wise

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

It looks like #Trump only attacks countries that have oil. Is it not obvious that he wants to personally control all the world's oil? @adammocklerr @ivehaditpodcast @JackCocchiarellaShow #oil #iran #cuba

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

Knowing what #Trump usually says at every opportunity he gets. He winges about #Biden #Obama, imaginary emergencies, made up polling figures & stories to distract from #Epstein. Does anyone think that he even mentioned #Ukraine in the 3 hrs spent with #Putin. Guess not

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

#Trump is the #CapitulatorInChief. Welcome to #TrumpWorld #KingDonald

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

If #Putin is serious about ending the #UkraineWar he would sit down with #Europe / #Macron. Meeting #Trump is just wasting time. Trump has no authority to resolve this. He's not up to it and can't be trusted.

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

If @Ryanair wants to encourage more customers to use smaller bags within their fixed size gauge, offer the customers the bonus or give them a discount on their next flight. Offering bonuses to staff leaves it open to abuse. #Ryanair

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

The #EpsteinFiles don't exist which now explains why #Biden never published them. Well I never thought #Trump and his minions would publish something that justified why Biden didn't do something. Mmmm!! Wonder if the #Watergate shredders have been brought out of storage again.

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

Isn't #Daddy what dirty old men call themselves when having affairs with young women young enough to be their daughter or even granddaughters.

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

I'm surprised #KingDonald hasn't asked to be called #Caesar.

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

Has #NineteenEightyFour just become a reality in #TrumpWorld. I wonder what #GeorgeOrwell would have made of #Trump.

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

While Russia was suspended from #G8 in 2014. They chose to leave it in 2017. I wonder who was President in 2017? Mmm. Why didn't #KingDonald beg his bessie mate Putin to stay?

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

When #Trump watched "Escape from Alcatraz", the next day he wanted to use Alcatraz as a prison. I'm curious, #Americast. Has he also watched "Escape from Los Angeles". Is that what he is trying to do with sending troops there. Are his policies based on IMDB's top 10 films?

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

What is it with @Uber drivers in #Wakefield. Booked a taxi to pick me up outside the theatre on Westgate and he went to Macdonalds 1/2 mile away on Ings Road. He dumped my booking when I told him where I was. #Unreliable. He wasn't following the app or he would have found me

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

How long are #Uber drivers supposed to wait for the passenger to get into the car? @Uber. Is 1 min 15sec acceptable wait before driving off? I saw the car pull up, grabbed my keys, hat, bag and quickly let the cat out the back door and the taxi was gone. Now I am late.

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

The first person you see in the opening scene in 2005 was #BillyPiper. 20 yrs later #RTD has decided to make her the last face we see because #Disney has pulled out & the #BBC have cancelled #DoctorWho. She wasn't listed as the Doctor in the credits. It's ended

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

Billy Piper appears but the regeneration has finished. What if she changes again to a new face....... #DoctorWho

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

Clearly #Disney has pulled out of #DoctorWho and its about to go into another hiatus. Well that's the last time I will be watching it. #RIPDoctorWho

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

You would think with all his millions he could afford a second suit, one in black to wear to a funeral. Oh no, my bad, #Trump got done for fraud so is probably skint and lies about his imaginary wealth

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

Does #Trump own a #blacksuit? Can't he afford one even for a funeral?

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

Does #Trump own a #blacksuit? Can't he afford one even for a funeral?

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

If #USA wants to give land away, why not give Texas away to #Mexico and then you will know how #Ukraine feels about you giving away their land to #Russia

[Wakey Wise @WakeyWise]

If the UK Government reduces #tariffs on American cars, in an attempt to get a better deal, I still won't be buying an American car.